This is the conversation I had with the South London Cats protection league last weekend. Meâ¦..Good morning Iâd like to rescue one of your cute little cats. Caring Cat Rescuerâ¦.. Great, but I need to ask just a few questions, Iâm sure you understand. Meâ¦..Of course go ahead. CCR.....What do you do for a living sir? Me..... I run a Korean takeaway in Tooting Bec CCRâ¦.. Mmmm. unusual, but still, how about your wife? Meâ¦.. She has a little boutique, selling designer fur gloves. CCR â¦Really, how interesting, any kids? Meâ¦.Just one he works for Balham Life Sciences as a trainee vivisectionist. Heâs saving up for some sharper knives. CCRâ¦I see., do you have any other pets? Meâ¦..Yes we have 4 Rottweilerâs and my wife has a Boa Constricter which she needs for her night job. Our flat is a bit crowded but we make do. CCRâ¦..Well everything seems to be in order, sir, one last question, which football team do you support. Meâ¦Well, urm, actually Iâm a gooner CCR.. Ah I think we may have a problem
