This made me laugh

[steviemac14]

3rd article today - I'm turning into Tash. Read this article, not the most reliable of sources (and you need a good source) but this made me chuckle.

http://www.cleansheetsallround.co.uk/2011/01/newcastle-eye-up-10m-deal-for-diego-forlan

 

[Wein14]

Like it would ever happen!

As a stop gap though, wouldn't say no!

 

[NUFCaw]

Carrol's a certain starter when fit.

Could Forlan match the work rate and athleticism of Shola or the goal scoring prowess of Best? I doubt it...

 

[SirBR]

The Daily Fail quoted in linking him to us, that will never happen so why do they bother.

Made me smile though

 

[Vuckic's Faces]

How did it make you laugh?

Never happen, but y'never know.

 

[Mr Mischief]

Loool! the thought of Forlan coming to us is a bit rich... Not that i wouldnt welcome it but thats probably about as likely as me joining Bayern Leverkusen!

 

[TheMightyToon]

Well if Vince Mcmahon buys the club it will almost certainly happen., as i hear Diego is a big fan of Rey Mysterio.

 

[simonbh7]

I think the turd rating of 2/5 is a bit lenient. I would give it 5 jobbies (is this a "squeezing one out" smiley?)

 

[Ameobi's Apprentice]

"Tottenham and Newcastle thought to be his best suitors" Could you see MA Splashing around 10 mill on a 31 year old striker? And lets not forget he didn't have the best of times with Man U. But it would never happen

 

[ToonGreg]

hahaha rumours just get more and more unreal!!!
I wouldn't mind having him here at all but just the thought of mike splitting with £10 million makes me laugh!!
Do they even know who mr ashley is???? Unless it for his personal use he can't bear to split with anything more than a 50p piece!! This is only because he can't pick up any smaller coins with his chubby fingers!!