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  1. gaf 71

    gaf 71 Well-Known Member

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    http://www.soccersweep.com/liverpool-the-brilliant-signing-that-went-under-the-radar/

    Joe Cole has returned from a year in Lille which some would describe as exile, others as a pleasant and informative sabbatical, in which he got to play with the stupendous Eden Hazard. Whatever you want to call it, last year Cole was arguably out of form and out of favour, with then boss Kenny Dalglish.

    In theory, and if he can avoid injury, he will fit much better into the Brendan Rodgers football philosophy. And in the light of an average summer in the transfer market, with limited finds available at Anfield, Cole could prove to be as good as a major signing for Liverpool this season.

    He’s just returned to training at Liverpool after a hamstring injury and we think that he will get many more minutes on the pitch this season. As we all know, Cole at his best, is the archetypal modern footballer. Small, technically astute, good in front of goal but unselfish and excellent at creating for others. It is no coincidence that Cole’s time at Chelsea coincided with the London club’s most dominant period in the Premier League and, at 30 years of age, there is still much left in the tank for a player who has always looked after himself. He’s a great professional who has been unlucky with injuries through his career.

    On top of the rare technique, you will struggle to find someone who loves playing the game more than Cole. If Rodgers can coax the best out of the Londoner, on a regular basis, then the affable Cole could soon become one of the first names on the team sheet at a new look Liverpool.
     
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    gaf 71 Well-Known Member

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    Think it may have been written by a Chelsea fan.
     
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  3. ...<laugh>
     
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  4. Bozz

    Bozz Well-Known Member

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    Was that written by his mum?
     
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  5. One of the lads

    One of the lads Well-Known Member

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    Unlikely.

    She doesn't rate him.
     
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  6. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    More than likely it was wrote by FSG in preparation for why they aren't spending any money in January <whistle>

    (I am joking before anyone (KPR) starts )
     
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  7. One of the lads

    One of the lads Well-Known Member

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    Cole was **** before he left Chelsea. Sometimes a player just loses it.
     
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  8. Sir Kenny Dalglish

    Sir Kenny Dalglish Well-Known Member

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    It must have come from the same person who published the Michael Owen brochure.
     
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  9. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    "Cole could soon become one of the first names on the team sheet at a new look Liverpool"

    lol

    i hope he is one of the first on the "to go list" not the ruddy team sheet.
     
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  10. The brochure was followed by a contract at old Trafford...
     
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    gaf 71 Well-Known Member

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    Here's hoping.
     
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  12. One of the lads

    One of the lads Well-Known Member

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    and then this

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  13. True, did I say the brochure was a bad thing {for Owen}...? <doh>
     
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  14. One of the lads

    One of the lads Well-Known Member

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    Did I say that you did? <cheers>
     
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  15. Did I say you said I did...<whistle>
     
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  16. One of the lads

    One of the lads Well-Known Member

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    Did I say that you said that I said that I did? :emoticon-0169-dance
     
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  17. when did I say you said that I said you had said I did...? :huh:
     
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  18. One of the lads

    One of the lads Well-Known Member

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    Dey do do dat dough don't dey dough :afro:
     
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  19. Muppetfinder General

    Muppetfinder General Well-Known Member

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    If 'out of favour' translates as 'too expensive to keep for what he was likely to contribute' then maybe he was out of favour but I think it was more that he was a prime target for FSG's demands to cut the wage bill. We had to loan him out because nobody wanted to pay for him so he wasn't exactly in favour anywhere.
     
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  20. Milk Milk

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    Gerrard doesn't lie... and he said Joe Cole is better than Messi.

    Therefore Joe Cole is better than Messi. Wait- he'll be a star...

    ... just wait that is until the sun swells up to swallow the earth- including the long-buried remains of Joe Cole... and he'll be part of a star at least.



    :( If only everyone on our team was a good as they had been rated by someone at sometime. Craig Lindfield the next Michael Owen. Neil Mellor the next Robbie Fowler. FSP the next Henry... Plessis going to be better than Viera. Joe Cole... better than Messi... :(
     
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