It was only a few weeks ago a trolley dolly flipped and was screaming "we're going to crash!" in a growly Exorcist voice. I'm a nervous flyer, this wouldn't have helped.
At least it would have provided some entertainment during the flight. Hate flying. It's boring as **** and ye canny have a smoke.
Yep, on outbound holiday flights I do that. On inbound holiday flights or business flights I can't do that cos I'm normally driving from the airport. It's strange, though. I can spend hours idly doing **** all when I get the chance and enjoy it. But for some reason I hate being stuck on a plane. Feel the same way about treadmills at the gym. Spend every breathing second waiting till I can get off.
We went to EuroDisney/Spain last April on the coach and flew home. We were the only passengers on the plane coming home (first return flight of the season). Pilots came down to see us, had a bit craic on, I asked them all the questions you would like have you shagged any of the trolley dollies mid-flight? sorry, I mean what is the panoramic view from the flight deck at 38,0000feet? about 300 miles he reckoned. Was bizzare.
