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ScotlandFanMuir

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Well it was about 1am last night that I finally decided to go to bed.

Made my way to the toilet and realised that I needed a ****e, but I thought to myself -

''**** it, I'll leave this one til about 11:30 at work tomorrow''
 
ScotlandFanMuir said:
Well it was about 1am last night that I finally decided to go to bed.

Made my way to the toilet and realised that I needed a ****e, but I thought to myself -

''**** it, I'll leave this one til about 11:30 at work tomorrow''
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<laugh> <laugh> <laugh>

You need a new job.

Baking your ****es in the intestinal oven and saving them for work used to be a hobby of mine when I worked for BT. I hated that place with a passion.
 
It was a satisfying one Venom.

I was relieved in the morning when I woke up in the morning and realised that I hadn't shat the bed.
 
<laugh> <laugh> Stewing the ****e, nice <ok>

I've had one stewing from this mornings bowl of special k <laugh>

You know you hate your work when you work hundreds of hours overtime for free, then you're told your 'dependability to be in work is questionable' because you took 2 weeks off sick to have a knee operation <doh>
 
ScotlandFanMuir said:
It was a satisfying one Venom.

I was relieved in the morning when I woke up in the morning and realised that I hadn't shat the bed.
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<laugh> You just reminded me of a story I heard out here just before Chrimbo.

One of the guys who is a pump engineer for Sulzer Wood was telling me his mate bought some anal beads. Him and his wife were getting kinky in their bedroom and he shoved them up his arse. Then after a while he told his wife to take them out, so she pulls them out really fast in one swift move.....plus all the ****e in his guts....apparently you're supposed to take them out one at a time. ****e all over her, the bed and the carpet <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>
 
VenomPD said:
<laugh> You just reminded me of a story I heard out here just before Chrimbo.

One of the guys who is a pump engineer for Sulzer Wood was telling me his mate bought some anal beads. Him and his wife were getting kinky in their bedroom and he shoved them up his arse. Then after a while he told his wife to take them out, so she pulls them out really fast in one swift move.....plus all the ****e in his guts....apparently you're supposed to take them out one at a time. ****e all over her, the bed and the carpet <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>
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<laugh> <laugh>
 
Magic Laudrup 11 said:
<laugh> <laugh> Stewing the ****e, nice <ok>

I've had one stewing from this mornings bowl of special k <laugh>

You know you hate your work when you work hundreds of hours overtime for free, then you're told your 'dependability to be in work is questionable' because you took 2 weeks off sick to have a knee operation <doh>
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I was off last January for 8 working days because I had the chicken pox, no ****ing way any **** could come in with them as it's contageous and I was in agony.

I've been getting interviewed once a month since then <yikes>

I must be the only person that I know that's had the chicken pox that was older than 3 <ok>
 
Anyone here a sleep shagger?

You wake up in the middle of the night trying to **** your wife/boyfriend?

I've done it so many times before.

Last time was Sunday night, I woke up with a ragin hard on and was muffing her pussy, she usually kicks me off, but luckily she let me finish myself off with a 10 second dip into her pussy.
 
EDGE said:
Anyone here a sleep shagger?

You wake up in the middle of the night trying to **** your wife/boyfriend?

I've done it so many times before.

Last time was Sunday night, I woke up with a ragin hard on and was muffing her pussy, she usually kicks me off, but luckily she let me finish myself off with a 10 second dip into her pussy.
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Anybody fancy a 'Not606' holiday?

Bags no sleeping in the same room as EDGE!
 
<laugh>

Believe me, I've often wondered what I get up to in the middle of the night.

Would love a not606 bunk at Venoms
 
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