This is what you call a talented kid!

That's awesome! Seems a big ball for such a small kid though - would be like kicking around a medicine ball for adults!

 

Sign him up....however to lightweight for some of our fans!

 

he'll never make a footballer . his main interest is snooker ...

 

Smallest kid there in any clip.. note how he rides several tackles and comes out on top even from way bigger kids.

Strength is in the heart and his biggest strength is his desire.

Some of our fans would say, "well you seem decent enough kid, but you're a bit small for me"..

 

not a decent centre half amongst them,

 

An evil part of me would love to see Neil Ruddock come out of nowhere and just flatten him .

 

Nah too lightweight, league two is his limit.
Plus I suspect when the camera wasn't rolling he had a bad game.
I want players like Hamish "hot shot" Balfour. (All the young ones are scratching their heads now )

 

So am I ya weirdo..

 

You do, once you google him you will see

 

So everyone knows what you're wittering on about

1) Hamish Balfour Hot Shot Hamish (1975)
The Hebridean giant who first starred in Tiger combined gymnastic grace with the subtlety of a sledgehammer. Hot Shot Hamish had a Herculean strike that not only ripped the net, it broke the goalposts in the process. A former caber-tosser, Hamish was brought from a tiny island to play for Scottish League club Princes Park by manager Mr McWhacker. There, Hamish later formed a devastating, if eccentric, partnership with Kevin 'Mighty' Mouse. He also owned a pet sheep called McMutton.

 

Scorcher and Roy of the Rovers he was in.

 

So I am guessing he has already signed for Barca then as Messi's replacement...

 

First question
Is he English ?
Second question
Have we signed him ?
Third question
Why not ?

 

Too much show-boating for me!!