A Swiss goalkeeper is considering legal action against supporters who urinated in his water bottle during a recent match in the Swiss first division. The incident took place during FC Muriâs game at Baden at the weekend and the 34-year-old Reto Felder says he is âstill feeling sickâ. âI have never experienced anything like it, said Felder of the fans, who also shouted ânow you will get Aidsâ. âThat is just primitive filth,â he said. âI took one sip and realised that it was warm but thought that it was because of the sun. But by the second sip I realised that something was wrong.â The president of Muriâs opponents, Baden, Thomi Bräm, said he was horrified by the allegations but wanted to watch CCTV footage of the incident before commenting. A spokesperson for the Swiss FA said: âWe take this incident very seriously. We are at the moment waiting to see what decision FC Baden arrives at. We canât do too much at the moment. The club or the player can, however, go to a civil court.â Felder still cannot believe what happened to him: âThe mere thought of drinking piss is unbearable. What if, the next time, it is something that knocks you out?â
I used to work on the dust with Roy Keane, and you wouldn't believe the tricks I used to pull on him. Some of the japery he didn't even notice, like the dog-s**te in his sandwich, but once he did catch me w**king into his wage packet. He flipped his lid and chased me across Walton-on-the-Naze, a rusty pipe in one hand and a wedge of soggy tenners in the other. 'When I catch ya, I'll kick your feckin' cock off, ya c**t!' I heard him yell as I took cover in a stand of elm trees. Luckily, I never saw him again. He signed for Manchester United the next day. He mentioned this story in his biography, though.
