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  1. Sanchin0

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    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/9594408.stm

    Centre-back
    Sunderland
    At his peak he is one of the best defenders in the country and against a powerful Stoke outfit he was. When Titus plays Sunderland seldom lose. Another clean sheet to add to his name.

    And no Cabaye in the team? What's this man been smoking? <doh>
     
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    Sanchin0, Sep 19, 2011
  2. Heavy Metal Toon

    Heavy Metal Toon Guest

    XD

    What a crock of ****. He's got to be one of the ****test CB's in the league, he scores one goal and suddenly he's one of the best defenders in the country?

    What a crock of ****e.
     
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  3. Stuart Blanc

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    what a prick Crooks is, surely Given should be in there to, Cabye owns that team
     
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    Stuart Blanc, Sep 19, 2011
  4. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    I wish he would just stop existing...*











    *euphemism for : I hope the mother ****er dies.
     
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  5. AH

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    What a tool, one of the best in the country?? <laugh> Definitely, yeah!

    Given should easily be the keeper of the week too!
     
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    AH, Sep 19, 2011
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    <laugh>
     
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  7. Heavy Metal Toon

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    It should be -

    --------------Given-----------------

    Smalling---Jones----Jagielka----Olson

    ------Cabaye-------Tiote-----------

    Nani---------Silva-----------Sammy <cool>

    -------------Agueuro-------------
     
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  8. Snorlax

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    Yakubu's goals were ****e. Given was miles better than *****let(Ryan Taylor Over The Wall,Ryan Taylor Over The Wall)
    Agree with the Spurs players. What did Barton do for QPR apart from being a dick.
     
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  9. The Secret Ingredient

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    Garth Crooks' team of the week

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    byGarth Crooks

    What another fantastic weekend in the Premier League - goals galore, including a couple of outstanding strikes, incredible misses, a sprinkling of red cards and wins for all three promoted teams.

    I've picked three Tottenham players as i played for them and I'm a biased runt
     
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  10. Goal-N-Arfa

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    Thats taking the P*SS !!!
     
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  11. Oh Titus She Said No

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    To be honest i don't really see a space in his midfield for Cabaye?
     
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  12. Amnesiac

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    I do, you see where Luka Modric is, right there. All Modric did was score a goal and do not much else all game.
     
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  13. Smudger

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    Was better than Barton and Sinclair.
     
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    Apparently, some people still arent aware, if you score a goal, you're in Crooks' team of the week, regardless.
     
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  15. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Wouldn't argue with his team that much but Given was keeper of the week and his comments on Titus are hilarious. Could maybe have found a spot for Cabaye but all those midfield players were excellent. Reckon he'd have been in but for Given! HMT = Tiote? There's bias and then there is crazy talk.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Sep 19, 2011
  16. Ameobi's Apprentice

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    Everytime i see Garth Crook's face i feel a rush of anger and hate in my body, to the point i'm sitting there growling at the t.v gripping the ****ing remote hoping he will just ****off, the massive twat he is!

    I'm off to pound some meat, and no, that's not a euphemism for having a ****.
     
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    Ameobi's Apprentice, Sep 20, 2011
  17. Hugh Briss

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    <laugh>
     
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