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  1. Commachio

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    A woman has been arrested in connection with an angry note telling an ambulance driver to "move your van".

    The handwritten message was left on an ambulance in Tunstall, Staffordshire, while paramedics attended a 999 call.

    It read: "If this van is for anyone but Number 14 then you have no right to be parked here.

    "I couldn't give a s*** if the whole street collapsed. Now move your van from outside my house."

    On Monday morning, John Owen, commander of policing in Stoke-on-Trent North, wrote on Twitter: "We have arrested a 26-year-old female for public order offences.

    "Emergency services must be able to carry out their roles without fear of abuse/intimidation of any kind."

    Earlier, he had written: "It's important that those working to save lives feel safe in the course of their duty.

    "I'm sure that's the view of 99.99% of our population."
     
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  2. The Ginger Marks

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    It'll never stick in court.
     
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  3. Bodinki

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    Stupid bitch.
    Paramedics probably trying to save someones life and she is leaving snotty notes because they parked near her house.
    Boo Hoo. People that get all ****ing snarky about this kind of **** really piss me off.
     
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    And the stupid **** can't spell 'collapsed' either, she would have got a good rodgering on the PL board.
     
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    Surprised she was able to leave a written note, being from Stoke.
     
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    What a selfish little ****.
    Can't spell, has the writing style of a 12 year old and in her rage couldn't even fit 'house' in properly at the bottom of her rant.
     
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    she was probably a remain voter as well
     
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  8. Commachio

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    As Spurlock has pointed out, it's not the best written note in the world. Maybe they are related to Kustard.
     
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    She should have just drew a little house.
     
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    'drawn' ffs <doh> and there's you whinging about her note ...
     
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    I work in Tunstall <laugh>

    There are a lot of "travellers" around that way

    Or gypos as they are affectionately called locally.

    That said in Stoke the while "can't park outside my house" happens a lot. People have been stabbed over it in Meir area and bentilee.
     
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  12. Bodinki

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    No you can use drew in that context.

    Drew

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    1. past of draw.
     
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  13. Commachio

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    Fluck you Plisky
     
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    Best is people who put traffic cones outside their house and tell you that that's their parking space.

    Happened to me and the guy called the police. Copper came and asked me to move ffs. Until I reminded him about the whole road tax and that in fact the traffic cones were pinched and once the guy put them in his house its an offence

    I purposefully parked my car there after that
     
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    Yeah mofos who put traffic cones outside their house deserve to have their living rooms ram raided.
     
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    Kustard was busy trying to buy a 99 off the driver.
     
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    With some monkey blood to go on top.
     
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  20. Commachio

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    Wtf does Piskie know anyway. ****er has never even seen Pointless, or the Chase.
     
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