There is no evidence in the OP that verifies that was in England....looks Scottish to me. 2 pager at best.
Egonamic - yes I'm psychologically abnornal Jaffa cake - yummy ****y - bend over ***** - return to point one
"There are currently severe delays to trains in the Lewisham area following a serious trespass incident. "Several passengers have forced open the doors on a train and disembarked while it was stopped outside of the station. "We've had to turn the power off for safety reasons, and Southeastern staff are currently working closely with Network Rail and the police to clear the trespassers from the tracks so that we can get trains moving again. "We completely understand that passengers on delayed and busy trains may be frustrated, but they simply must stay on the train for their own safety. "These trespassers risk being electrocuted by the 'third' rail or hit by other trains. They're also causing significant further delay for other passengers that our staff are working hard to get home."
So if i turn up with a family pack off jaffa cakes in a mankini, singing it's a wonderful life and lick your door bell, i have a chance? @Matth_2014 take note. this shagging lark is a doddle.
Walking down the line risking electrocution, as southern england grinds to a halt over a little bit off sbow.
