Typical yank yarn. Do You Have a Vagina? > > A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. > > She goes to the door and opens it, to see a man standing there. He asks > the lady 'Do you have a vagina?' > She slams the door in disgust. > > The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man > and he asks the same question of the woman 'Do you have a vagina'? > > She slams the door again. > > Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has > happened for the last two days. > > The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice, 'Honey I am > taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again'. > > The next morning they again hear a knock at the door. > > The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice 'Honey, I'm going to > hide behind the door and listen. If it is the same guy I want you to > answer yes to the question because I want to see where the bastard is > going with it.' > She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. > > Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same > question, 'Do you have vagina'? > > 'Yes, actually I have,' she says.. > > The man replies, 'Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my > wife's alone and start using yours?'
Carrying on the OT subjects... Should page 3 be banned, or is it just harmless fun, that helps to sell the paper.? The Sun's editor Dominic Mohan has defended his paper's use of 'page three' girls after being recalled to the Leveson Inquiry. He described them as "good role models" and "very healthy", saying the 42-year-old tradition had become a part of British society . Mr Mohan told Lord Justice Leveson the women were not just models, describing them as ambassadors for the paper. "Some of them have travelled to places like Afghanistan," he said. But he admitted one article suggesting that looking at the paper's page three models could make you brainier was "a cheeky interpretation of a scientific survey".
