First and foremost let me begin with wishing all of you pricks very Merry Christmas. I'm here at East Kilbride Shopping Centre where crowds gave gathered for the Sales. I've been doing a bit of research for a quite sometime and after today's research my theory has been confirmed. 75% of Men aged 45-55 think they're in their 20's. From skinny jeans with untied boot to the peacock hairdoos these guys are on another planet!! My advice to ML and other EK men is to head for somewhere else to live before thus condition effects you! This is BolloBollo reporting live from EK!
