This God Damned Heat

Been to dentist and the rest of the afternoon I'm spending in town. Absolutely glorious weather that makes everyone good natured and smiley.

Went to the Belmont Street Market and picked up some venison steaks and strong Cashel Blue cheese.

Marvellous.

What's the best way to cook venison?

No WUMS please.

 

Venison eh? i bet that was dear.

Fry them with an onion. 30 seconds a side and keep flipping till they're done. Enjoy!

 

I was thinking that. Some garlic as well.

 

You should be able to fry your steaks on the pavement.

 

I could fry them on my knob..

It's red hot.

 

What's the cheese for?

 

Why not go the whole hog and serve them with a Bulgarian breakfast? .

 

Well call me radical but I was intending to eat it.

 

Nothing to do with your knob then (the cheese)?

 

Nope

Interesting though, may be worth a try.

 

The only times I've had venison it was a haunch(?) and it was done in the oven with garlic, olive oil, vine tomatoes and red wine.

Yum yum.

 

Sounds splendiferous!!

 

Aye, it was gallus.

 

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Toby

 

It was the front page of the Liverpool Echo

 

It's the kind of thing medro posts!

 

It was a joke...

Read the headline then read what the boy says...

 

I did.

 

I thought it was funny