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RDW1

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Jan 22, 2010
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Was talking to the copper who lives across the road, and he's going on about the divorced MILF next door to him.
He says, "Sometimes I don't know whether I'd rather **** her or punch her." (They don't really get on for whatever reason)
I said, "Why don't you just punch her while ****ing her then?"
He looks at me disgustedly, shakes his head and walks away saying, "Thats wrong, just so wrong"!!<laugh><laugh>

What a ****er.
 
I'm going on the register when someone finds that camera film I have of me and the missus shagging when she was like 15 <ok>
 
I know the feeling. Chatted up a couple of birds on Sat night. My idiot friend brought up the age topic, so the birds said I looked around 22, 23 which I went along with and said they look around 20,21 so there's not much difference. They laughed and shook their heads. One was 16 the other was 17.

Felt bad speaking to them after that. I'm already a peado in America from pumping a 17 year old. This is bad.
 
Frank The Tank said:
I know the feeling. Chatted up a couple of birds on Sat night. My idiot friend brought up the age topic, so the birds said I looked around 22, 23 which I went along with and said they look around 20,21 so there's not much difference. They laughed and shook their heads. One was 16 the other was 17.

Felt bad speaking to them after that. I'm already a peado in America from pumping a 17 year old. This is bad.
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<laugh>

i had a similar chat with a random on friday

"my halls are near there! are you at uni?"

<doh> i was wasted so i probably looked about 40. i felt very old.
 
I was in the bayhorse <doh> on Saturday and was chatting up a Polish bird. There was a big baldy **** staring at me and I asked her if she knew him. She said it was her brother and he wanted to meet me <yikes> then an old **** came over and it was her dad <yikes> I made a swift exit before being brutally family raped
 
its a cultural thing magic, you agree on a price with the brother but you pay the father (its a respect/status thing) and then you nip off and scuttle her behind the bins <ok>
 
Magic Laudrup 11 said:
I was in the bayhorse <doh> on Saturday and was chatting up a Polish bird. There was a big baldy **** staring at me and I asked her if she knew him. She said it was her brother and he wanted to meet me <yikes> then an old **** came over and it was her dad <yikes> I made a swift exit before being brutally family raped
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You should have pumped her ML, then the whole family wouldn't have jumped with the pain of your rejection. <ok>
 
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