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Things you're scared of

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  1. Sweats

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    Was chatting to the mrs this afternoon.. Turn out she is equally as paranoid as me that people in this country are going to start contracting Ebola.

    Today I have been perusing buying a hazmat suit online.. £65. Reckon I may buy a few. Price will start going up soon when people in London start dying.

    I'm also quite scared of big spiders and sharks..

    So come on, tell us all your ****y phobias. <ok>
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

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    Old people. Cannae stand them. Good thing is they're closer to death than I am. Hopefully ER will die a painful death soon.
     
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    Ah your back. Thought your done a speedy after the no vote. <ok>

    I do hate sharks. When I go in the sea all that goes through my head is the music from jaws.
     
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    * You're

    I'm back, baby!
     
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  5. RAVENBLACK

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    Afraid of heights.

    Good thread.

    Thought provoking.
     
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  6. Jip Jaap Stam

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    *****s
    Wasps
     
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  7. Sweats

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    No I was talking about your back. <ok>
     
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  8. Sweats

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    I thought so.

    So is no one else **** scared of Ebola? Potential accompanying zombie apocalypse?

    If I had a cellar I'd be fortifying it, stocking it with food and water and stashing weapons in it. Been looking in to getting a gun licence. Shot guns are fooking expensive..
     
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  9. Sweats

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    Yeah hate wasps.
     
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    I know someone who bought one recently for £500. Cartridges 50p a pop.

    A small price to pay for peace of mind.
     
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    especially ***** wasps.
     
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    Sting kids then bum them. Merciless.
     
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    Well when society falls apart.. It will be every man for himself. Having a shot gun and a few thousand rounds would be ideal. I have a scythe and a baseball bat and a massive knife.
     
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    They're the worst kind. Peado kid raping wasps.
     
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    Homosexual rapist baboons are pretty scary too.
     
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    How would a White Anglo-Saxon Protestant sting a child?
     
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  17. Gambol

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    Spiders.

    The only thing in this universe that makes me afraid for no ****in reason whatsoever.
     
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  18. Sweats

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    Muslamic terrorist spiders are worse.

    As are jihadi longlegs.
     
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    Spiders ... creepy 8 leg ****s
     
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  20. Ponders Revisited

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    True Facts -

    England welcomed its first spider during the Spring of 1987 but, sadly, it died during the Hurricane.

    There are no spiders living in Tiverton and Kendall.

    Spiders do not cast reflections.

    The oldest ever spider was 117 when it passed away.

    Spiders are particularly afraid of turmeric and the music of Foster and Allen.
     
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