......That You Can't! Obvious one is lick its bollox.....unless you are into yoga, that is! Or Beat Usain Bolt over 100m....yes, even little Fido would! Over to you lot........things your dog can do that you cant.
My dog can read facial expressions. If I look down at her funny she growls and bounces me. Me, I'm autist.
I remember some years ago standing at a bus stop and this bloke joined the queue with a dog. He took a ball out of his pocket and lobbed it to the dog. The dog caught the ball on it's neck and flipped the ball in the air, caught it on it's tail, rolled the ball along it's tail, across it's back, over it's head and dropped it on it's paw, it then volleyed the ball into the bloke's pocket. I said to the bloke " f@ck me that's amazing, what breed of dog is it?" He said " it's a *****l " I replied " you mean a mongrel " He said " no, it's a *****l " At that point the dog jumped up at me and he shouted " down syndrome "
I think you mean your wife and Obi says he can vouch for that. To try and widen this thread can anyone else comment on what Albert's wife can do?
My dog can sit in the corner next to the radiator all day long without lifting a paw and my missus wouldn't bat an eyelid or question what the hell has it been doing all day long not saying I am jealous of my cocker spaniel but there is clearly no way that I would be allowed to laze around all day especially when the dog bowl hasn't been washed out etc etc etc rant over
Haven't got a dog anymore but when I did, he could tell which other dogs had past by just by sniffing their wee. Never really got the hang of that.
Move their money into highly tax efficient, offshore savings accounts Oh, wait, I'm not Harry Redknapp..........
What!!!!! You mean like the Irish potato famine, never happened, they just forgot where they planted them.
