Off Topic Things you can say about your car…

I’ve lost count of the amount of fellas who have ridden her…

 

It has a massive rear end

 

I don't fill her up very often

 

When I slide in I find it quite roomy.

 

I heard you never fill her.

 

And a spare tyre.

 

Old and worn out body, and gives a bumpy ride.

 

Leaking pipes, sticky (gear)box, but always good for a run down the chocolate highway.

 

If it ever breaks down during a ride, I just get out and kick it a few times, and the ride's always smoother.

 

always leaks when it's ****ed

 

very expensive to run these days

 

It’s so old I’m embarrassed to be seen with it, but a new one costs a fortune these days.

 

We used to be able to go all night but now it seems like we have to stop for a leak every ten minutes or so.

 

Has a leather interior.

 

50,000 on the clock.

 

Guzzles like **** when she gets a good hammering.

 

Not very economic, but fun to throw around the country roads.

 

I need to upgrade to a better model but I'm too lazy

 

Me and my dad rode her to Manchester and back at the weekend.