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Things you can never do

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Sep 17, 2012.

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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    I can never get a decent view at gigs (short arse)
    I can't drink tea without smacking my lips and going "aahhhh" after the first sip
    I can't have just one biscuit (sweet tooth)
    I can't look at a bird without thinking Wid Ye? (I blame this forum)
    I can't stand greedy feckers who when offered a tin of Quality Street at Christmas take a few and add "I'll save one for later" (who are you trying to kid fatso?)
    I can't sit for half an hour in a MacDonalds Drive-in queue when you can park outside, walk in and get served in 2 minutes
    I can't let bygones be bygones (grudge)
     
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    GroveRanger, Sep 17, 2012
  2. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    1. Land on the Moon.
     
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  3. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Well that goes without saying. I'm too short to make the NASA space program (US spelling), obviously.
     
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    GroveRanger, Sep 17, 2012
  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I've notcied that I can't seem to sit down without doing a kind of "sigh" noise. Then thinking who the **** just did that?
     
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    Gambol, Sep 17, 2012
  5. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Do you not also have a wee bit of trouble playing the clarinet? <digitallychallengedsmiley>
     
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    GroveRanger, Sep 17, 2012
  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It's my concert piano playing I really miss.
     
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  7. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    I can never lick my elbow no matter how hard I try
     
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  8. RAVENBLACK

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    If you cut your arm off then it is possible.
     
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  9. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    You're not trying hard enough.

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Sep 17, 2012
  10. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Wid Ye?
     
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    GroveRanger, Sep 17, 2012

  11. hawkeye

    hawkeye Well-Known Member

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    wtf's in the bowl??
     
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    hawkeye, Sep 17, 2012
  12. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    I can never get the time it took to read this thread back. ****.
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Sep 17, 2012
  13. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I can never drink 3 pints (or 4, 5, 6 or 7). It's either 2 or less, or 8 or more.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Sep 17, 2012
  14. Scottish Babe

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    find a decent man!
     
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    Scottish Babe, Sep 17, 2012
  15. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Find a decent woman :afro:
     
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    Ciaran, Sep 17, 2012
  16. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    See Hull City play like they did on Saturday every week.
     
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    Erik, Sep 17, 2012
  17. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    They're all avoiding your ilk.
     
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    Tina_old, Sep 17, 2012
  18. irishgreen

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    No they're not Christina.
     
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    irishgreen, Sep 17, 2012
  19. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    What would you know about a decent woman?
     
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    Ciaran, Sep 17, 2012
  20. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Way more than you ever will, ya ****ing prick.
     
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    Tina_old, Sep 17, 2012
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