A new series... inspired by Amber Nectar: 1. South Yorkshire Police have issued a statement denying all acts of Policing. We've written back with a firm retort, photographic evidence and mild abuse 2. Burnely have accepted a bid from an unnamed PL club for Charlie Austin, he's unproven in the top flight but so is Aaron Mclean 3. If we don't get our main striker choices we should go for Tahiti's stopper - at least he knows where the back of the net is 4. Gedo might be receiving medical assistance in Hull Royal - that's him out then 5. We all knew Fathi was a better player - that's him out too then 6. A lot of fans still think the "Big German" might come good in the PL - get to **** 7. We fancy out chances of adding the Billy Bly trophy to our collection this pre-season, this will counter any early losses to Wigan or Crawley Town in the smaller cups 8. Steve Bruce has vowed to avoid wearing pink jumpers on Sky TV or whoever runs football these days, but promises to have a tan just as radioactive as Phil Brown did. 9. Michael Owen denies 5 previous instances of flying a helicopter over Hymers 10. Some French bloke from The Snooker Club told us all this - he said he's the man in the know so we obvioulsy took his word on that..
As much as I've love to see him do well, there's plenty of evidence to suggest he won't come good, and not a lot to suggest he will, other than wishful thinking.
Who would've thought Tom would be very good in the Prem, looking every inch in his element, yet total ****e in the Championship? Der Bomber could do a reverse Tom.
Big difference in the premiership you can have the ball on the halfway line all you want and stroke the ball about. Up front theres no time and space. NP's not quick, not strong and not very brave. Hope i'm wrong but i cant see it happening for him, reckon Brucey will loan him back to Germany if he can.
