I reckon it's time to turn up the temperature to eleven against the SMT and NJ, clap your hands if you agree, of course you do you're not potato jugglers, so how do we do it you ask how about like this I answer, let's write some hard-hitting anti-regime chants and get the bloke or maybe it's a lady who organises the singing in the Covered End to get everyone in there to sing them on repeat all the way through the next game, so with that in mind here is mine I'm not sure what the tune is one of the Beatles I think, 'Methven methane, Rodwell what a smell, Andy Scott's full of snot, Smelliot's rubbish too, we are Charlton who are you, Nathan Jones is made of poo', why not add your own similar songs to this thread even though they won't be as good as mine, I love you guys but not like that I'm not gay lol.
Paul won’t enjoy this forum. We allow free speech & dissenting views. Perhaps @Dick Plumb1 will have to let him go ?
Obviously a lot of sense being spoken here but please ignore my ignorance- What’s a tortoise peeler ?
@charltonnutnut, be honest, why did you sell your fat bum to Charlie? Did you not realise he was using you?
I agree, but I wasn't going to say so. Severely risks spoiling the fun The style reminds me of a rather eccentric ITTV member from long ago... Can't quite recall his name. It may come to me. Weststand fruitloop? I could well be wrong. My memory from those days is getting terrible.
Lots of people posting replies here but unless I’ve got something in my eyes, PS not that I’m not gay lol, none of these replies are new songs so please only reply with your anti-regime songs, if I can get my friend Zerox Dave drunk enough to take advantage of him, not like that lol, I can get some song sheets photocopied to give out at the Valley, so please add your ideas in this thread you squirrel munchers, meanwhile here’s another one of mine for the Covered End noisies to sing, this time to the tune of Banarama but with a few extra notes: ‘Charlie went to Eton but Charlton keep gettin’ beaten, Andy’s got a black box full of donkeys and crocks, Rodwell is the CEO of the Valley sh*tshow, Nathan Jones old bean get gone move along’ and then the family stand reply ‘we love Charltonnutnut and he writ this song’ and then back to the beginning, six or seven times in a row minimum please thank you.
I think the essence of a good derogatory chant is to keep it short and fairly simple. The KM / Naby Sarr song was a memorable one, if not politically correct. Or "Hey-ey-ey Roland (ooh ah)..." By the way, the name 'Baconsandwich' also comes vaguely to mind. But I'm not sure if he was an eccentric poster or just a poster with an eccentric name.
Excuse my ignorance but where is “tortoise peeler” mentioned ? I do like the term for some reason though
