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Things That Piss You Off..

Discussion in 'Bristol City' started by wizered, May 20, 2012.

  1. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker
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    Got this idea off another forum and it makes interesting reading,some of mine are...

    * Smokers who occupy doorways of pubs, blocking the entrance and giving you a faceful of smoke,for free..

    * Drivers who don't signal their intentions,especially on roundabouts,leaving you to avoid a crash..

    * Waiting to get served at the bar and nobody is there..

    * Queue jumpers,anywhere..

    I'll think of some more later,do you have any..?
     
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  2. redexile

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    Now you're talking (grumpy old man territory)

    1. People wlking in the middle of the road rather than on the pavement, then look at you as if you are stupid when driving at them.
    2. That interminable wait on quiz shows accompanied by something similar to the Jaws music before the answer is given
    3. Cyclists! loads of sub headings for this one
    4. Supermarket queues where person in front is paying for £2 worth of goods with a credit card.
    5. As above when queue is long and they open another till and the b******s behind you get served first.

    The list could go on but had better leave some for others

    Oh and forgot
    BCFC website, still showing Fri news today! surely something must be going on!!
     
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  3. OTIB

    OTIB Well-Known Member

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    * my neighbour claims he is a City fan but wheres his manure tops to often
    * glory hunters (no your dad wasn't born in Manchester)
    * people who barge past me when i am casually having a smoke in a door way or a pub
    * Vegetarians who lecture you and/or look down on you for eating meat.
    * The only way is essex advert
     
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  4. andyyandyy

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    1. Cyclists who ride through red lights.
    2. Think bike signs given that if motobikes drove like cars there wouldnt be accidents. You dont drive a car down the middle of the road or on the wrong side of the road just to get somewhere faster.
    3. Inlaws
    4. Non genuine People who are on benefits who claim they have a disability so they stay home on the computer and watching tv. If u can use a computer at home then why cant u use a computer in an office.
    5. Price of petrol
     
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  5. MassiveAttack

    MassiveAttack Well-Known Member

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    my slag of a ex-wife
    'man u fans'
    people with welsh accents
    people with dogs
    old people
    dog ****
    police
    csa
    mouthy rovers 'fans'
    Ann Robinson
    Nick Knowles
    Alan Titchmarsh
    Tesco
    drivers with ***s hanging out their mouths
    the postman coming so late
    traffic wardens
     
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  6. pirate49

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    * people who cross the road listening to i-pod/'phone oblivious to the traffic
    * Tesco stores
    * middle lane drivers on the motorway
    * mobile 'phone conversations within earshot
    * people who put their feet on the seats on buses
    * the chattering classes who have to converse in REALLY LOUD voices
    * at the end of the day/not being funny/passionate about/absolutely/
    cool/like....
    * zebra crossing users who don't acknowledge you
    * BBC moving to Manchester
    * Nick Knowles (have to agree with you BCFC)
    * the whole celebrity culture
    * Bill Turnbull
    * Paul Buckle
    * graffiti tagging
    * litter louts
    * Nat West Bank
    * people who never smile
    * overpaid footballers
    * cyclists who go through red lights
    * fascists and bigots
    ....that'll do for starters............
     
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  7. Angelicnumber16

    Angelicnumber16 Well-Known Member

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    David Beckham and his whore of a wife
    Waiting in any Post Office or Post Office collection centre
     
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  8. smhbcfc

    smhbcfc Well-Known Member

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    Racism
    Cyclists who do not obey the rules of the road
    Village bloody Greens
    Divers in football
    Arogant people
     
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  9. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Go Compare Guy
    Wet Flush Handles
    TOWIE
    People Who Sit In The Eastend
    Marv Haters ;)
    People Who Put The Letter "e" In Shiny <laugh>
    Buses
    Germans On Holiday
    Monday
    Waiting and being Patient
    Cyclists
    Old people who moan about our generation
    the list really does go on for me
     
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  10. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    **** me I'll get my coat then
     
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  11. tiger-emyrs-wolf

    tiger-emyrs-wolf Well-Known Member

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    people who lists things that piss em off
    gingers
    chavs
    old people who stink of piss whie i is queing in wilkinsons in kingswood
    camp people
    limp dems
    people who dont email back after you applied for a job
    nimby
    kids who think they is hard
    morrisons
    xbox users
    microsoft
    police who stop when i put my hood up
    people who talk to me when i got my earphones in =DND mode
    jobcentre
    duck face posers sorry shiny :laugh:
    people who get offended on internet
    cyclists who nearly run me over and when i kick their bikes as go past get pissy
    talentless celebrities
     
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  12. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    I'm Offended <laugh>
     
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  13. Alandicksthegreat

    Alandicksthegreat Well-Known Member

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    Traffic lights because they always turn red when i approach them.
    Like Redexile, queueing in supermarket and they open another till as you put your goods down (b******s)
    Young ones who think they know more than us old uns, they don't.
    Dog **** on the pavement, should be allowed to rub owners noses in it.
    Cyclists because they think they own the road, should pay tax & insurance like us car drivers have to.
    Young one's who stink of piss, because they drink to much.
     
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  14. Lan Logger

    Lan Logger Well-Known Member

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    People in their cars who wait OUTSIDE THE YELLOW BOX JUNCTION when turning right making me late for work and who then wonder what I am on about when I go nuts in their rear view mirror.

    To them, I say - LEARN THE ****ING HIGHWAY CODE...!!!!

    Cyclists who think that they are exempt from the laws of the road and then get pissy when you tell them to stop riding the wrong way up a one way street....
     
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  16. wings-of-a-crow

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    didier drogba, and people that still bang on about nicky bloody maynard.
     
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  17. Chris-Gashead

    Chris-Gashead Well-Known Member

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    Bristolians living in Kingswood, supporting the **** <grr> Worse than having Man U fans in Bristol
    Moaning people who moan when they getting wummed by gas, then wum freely after <laugh>
    Basically all of you ****head ****s ;)
     
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  18. Lan Logger

    Lan Logger Well-Known Member

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    on that note, when their team lose they disapear for 3 months making excuses after excuses.. take it on the chin and move on
    When small teams in some division i've never heard of come talking crap on this board
    Oh yeah and everyone called chris :D
     
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  19. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    Look the little boy having a dig at us, your not supposed to use the job centre pc for going on forums ;)
     
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  20. applesdonicely

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    David Cameron and his rosie rosie chops
    Luis Suarez
    Mushrooms
    People who are already well off then vote for a political party based only on how that party's policies will effect them
    Macho men grunting
    loud motorbikes
    unkindness
    Paul Daniels<magic>
     
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