Lads, I've got a confession to make, and it's all a bit embarrassing.
We've got our Christmas tree up.
As some know I wrap the whole thing up in cling film and put in the attic, then the following year just bring it down, cut the cling film off and that's it, it's done.
Well, last year we gave it to our daughter as she didn't have one, and thought it would save her buying one.
On Sunday the Mrs said she wanted one this year, so we bought a snow covered one, £30 from argos. Got it home and quickly set it up, just to see what it looked like, and she wanted to decide what colour baubles to put on (i persuaded her that red would look best). No sooner said, she was off to b&m and came back with baubles. Yep, she wanted it set up.
Baubles and tinsel on, I thought bollocks if I'm wrapping it up and climbing in the loft with it, just to get it down again in a couple of weeks.
So it's stayed up, sorry lads (Hangs head in shame).
Anyway, here's a picture of the offending tree. It's very Red and White though.
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Hahaha daft fooker.
Think mine went up about the same time.

I had to get the step ladder to go in the loft.
So save going up again I brought the tree and decs down.
Mr's moaned (no not sexually)

And I pointed out she'd been watching shìt xmas films since the start of October . And I'll just leave the fooking boxes in the corner ready.
But no, I'd got it out and she wanted it straight up

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We had a better one but she swapped it with the eldest daughters last year.
Unbeknown to the eldest daughter who moaned about that this year

Any fooking way. I'm getting a real tree next year or I'm fùcking off abroad with cocaine and prostitutes

Oh, and I bought the Revell titanic model kit

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