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Love it. Story from a retired Bank Manager fom just over 20 years ago.
Cusomer and wife come ino their Bank, to complaine about a direct debit that has cropped quite a few times, up on their statement and which no onehas been able to explain.
Had they ask The Branch Standing Order Clerk, she would have known how to find out.
They didn't, They insisted on seenin A Manager instead,
The Manager did ask the Standing Order Clerk though.
He phoned the contact number she gave him, and got the answer.
Back in his Office, Mr & Mrs are waiting.
Desperate not to cause offence, he asked which of them was making the complant.
I am, said Mr.
In that cas would your wife like to leave the room.
No, Mr says strait away.,
Nothing you can't say in front of her.
OK/,
Well Sir, do you watch much late night TV.
A bit, says Mr.
VERY VERY late night asks the Manager.
At this stage, it started to dawn on him what this was about.
But he was just a tad slower than Mrs.
You Dirty Bast**d, yeav'e beem watch that Porn again hivent ye.
Jusy yea wait till ah get yea home.
And both left the office.

A Parliamentary hearing for Schofield, you have to read that 2 or 3 times for it to sink in the state the country is in at the moment.There’s a parliamentary hearing into the Schofield affair. Right now.
Jesus wept.
I suppose it’s not like they have anything more important to worry about.
Even the bbc got bored of the hearing and turned offThere’s a parliamentary hearing into the Schofield affair. Right now.
Jesus wept.
I suppose it’s not like they have anything more important to worry about.
There’s a parliamentary hearing into the Schofield affair. Right now.
Jesus wept.
I suppose it’s not like they have anything more important to worry about.
There’s a parliamentary hearing into the Schofield affair. Right now.
Jesus wept.
I suppose it’s not like they have anything more important to worry about.
A Parliamentary hearing for Schofield, you have to read that 2 or 3 times for it to sink in the state the country is in at the moment.
I don’t know what the hurry is . If we find intelligent life , then obviously they’ve also become aware of us. They’ll either destroy us , or show us the way to the perfect life which will require giving up everything that people will resent giving up .It's insanity gone mad, what has gone wrong with our priorities.
I just read a headline that makes me wonder how many people believe scientists should be concentrating on finding alien life ...
... is anyone really hoping we find bugs millions of miles away.
'Phosphates have been found on Saturn’s moon Enceladus, in a new breakthrough discovery that boosts hopes for finding alien life in our solar system.'
https://www.independent.co.uk/space/saturn-moon-enceladus-alien-life-b2357983.html

One of the good-uns of stage, screen, and political life has left us . . . .
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She once said, without a trace of irony, that the pinnacle of her acting career was appearing on the Morecambe and Wise Show![]()
Horrible little man, what a tosser ...
"ROCKET Man Elton John blasted security guards at one of his last ever Scottish gigs because they tried to stop fans dancing.
The singer lost his rag with crews and branded them “morons” when he reckoned they were being over the top with the crowd."
https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/tv...n-john-aberdeen-security-guards-outburst/amp/
You won't get many agreeing with you here. With your background you would automatically look at it from a security and safety perspective and you are no doubt right.
Most will see this and thinking good on Elton for sticking up for fans etc.
Well they'd be wrong for many reasons, sorry.
Disabled, and those unable to stand, would have their view blocked after having paid out a fortune to see the show.
Venues have various safety certificates meaning people aren't allowed to stand in certain ones.
We had twenty two people die at the Arianna Grande concert when security was blamed.
We've just had a lone nutter with a knife murder three people.
I could go on.
Didn't say you were wrong. Most will just view it as Elton not letting security spoil it for the fans.
Lack of thinking by them and Elton obviously.
