The Hogmanay line up in Edinburgh. Bad enough at the best of times but it's Lily Allen this year for **** sake!
Me anaw. I bet she's a ****e ride, though. Probably been served up any dick she wants all her life. Spoiled by being at the top of the boaby consumer chain.
He's in prison after interfering wi' wee Donald's troosers. Sydney Devine's second on the bill though.
Nowt wrong with the opera, Martin. I could recommend a few to get you started. Richard Pryor (the master) and Bill Hicks were superb comedians. Dolphins are amazing when viewed in their natural environment, but it's horrible to see them exploited for 'entertainment'. Christmas crackers and edible paper are ****, I agree.