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Things more interesting than watching England

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 5, 2017.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Watching paint dry.

    Sandpapering my hairy hoop bald.

    Go!
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Reading a book on carpet samples 1979-1990.
     
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Watching grass grow.
     
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  4. Howe's about that then?

    Howe's about that then? Well-Known Member

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    eating my own head
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Watching pitch invaders is more entertaining than the match <laugh>
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Reading Fredor’s posting history.
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Trimming my nan’s pubes.
     
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  8. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Boooooo <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  9. GeordieHalfbreed

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    Cheese yields.

    Seriously, I got a lot of work done during this game as it was honestly more interesting.
     
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  10. General Lee Speaking

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    Errr, everything.
     
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    Reading Nev’s game rules.
     
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  12. GeordieHalfbreed

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    Waiting for Nev to update the prediction league?
     
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  13. Rum & Black for 2

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    Reading Chippy's OT threads.
     
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    Dangling my wet testicles over an electric fence.
     
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  15. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    Scratching my arse with a nail file
     
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    What the **** is the point of the England team, Christ almighty Henderson makes Shelvey look ****ing world class, what a steaming pile of dogs turd, I actually turned over and watched the Supervet on Channel 4 during this match.
     
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    This, this and this.

    Oxlade-Chamberlain. Cannot get a game for Liverpool, starts for his country. Crap. Subbed off, for Jesse Lindgard who cannot get a game for Man U. It's fcking laughable.

    Henderson is afraid of passing the ball forward - and with good reason, 'cos he can't fcking do it.

    Sterling forgets how good the likes of Aguero, De Bruyne and Gabriel Jesus make him look, believing he's in the same class. Rashford, a talented CF, is stuck on the left because we have to play him - then fluffs a simple chance trying to be clever.

    The whole thing is just so awful to watch. Someone should show Southgate the Iceland match, then play him every match he's been in charge of and ask him to spot the difference. Why are we playing ponderous possession football with these players? Pathetic.
     
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  18. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    This current England team is one of the worst in living memory, Kane is the only class act we've got. Jordan Henderson is just another James Milner, a workhouse, Sterling is another Aaron Lenning, I still think Cahill is suspect at the back, I wish Hart would get incurable dandruff. What a pile of ****.
     
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  19. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Southgate was a terrible appointment. We keep going safe for the "company guy" who won't rock the boat. No invention, no adventure, same old players picked over and over again. Such a bore. Raheem Sterling at No 10? <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  20. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Going back through the history of this forum to find that every single England game we get a similar thread to this and everyone says they no longer care about watching England yet threads keep on getting created about how ****e they are. Some secret Mackems out there.
     
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