These cornflakes taste funny!

I’m very, very irate.

I could swear. Really. I could...

Firstly; we didn’t win against Blackburn, Scotland seemingly don’t know how to catch a rugby ball and I’ve been told that some idiot has re-commissioned Big Brother for channel 5.

To top it all off; someone decided to jump in front of a train this morning causing me a two and half hour delay. I'm not sure how it delayed my train though as it happened 40 miles away and I think it's on a different branch but never the less... delayed I was.

Monday, hung-over and late for a meeting - all before 8 am.

All I can say is GRRRR. I feel terrible annoyance.

Who or what has pissed in your cornflakes this morning?

 

Could have been worse, Goldilocks could have visited your house and you'd have had no cornflakes at all.

 

I blame the Argies, the couldn't even give me personally a wave after running around the pitch for 90+ mins!!!!


That's just rude, ignorant and jolly unsporting all around the Feckers (shake fist in their general direction)

 

Don't get me started on Goldilocks! That scouse slag!

 

The number 16

 

Or is it the number 22

 

Jessica Alba hasn't replied to my Valentine card/chocolates.


Maybe I shouldn't have laced them with Rohypnol...

 

I've got an irrational dislike of the number 48 and the colour mauve. I'm not sure why about the number but I know I hate mauve with a passion. I think it's rubbish and should be removed from the colour spectrum.

 

No matter how low you sink in life, always remember that it could be worse - you could be RIP Barton's Tash

 

sour taste alright

my season ticket renewal has just came this morning Inviting me (inviting)
to renew my three year season ticket

whilst giving me this bullshit about the additions to the squad
wins over Villa, West Ham and the mackems
also that they will continue to invest in the developement and academy squads

NOTHING in there to suggest where the Carroll money is going or any investment in the first team

when you consider that in the past I have bought a 10 year bond scheme and a three year season ticket I find thre is nothing in there to persuade me to part with my money

 

I am picking my options for my final year at Uni, and having enjoyed researching Football Hooliganism in the last two years, its not even an option for the 3rd year!!

I have chose Terrorism for my Departmental option, Doing Time In Prison for my Criminology option, I now have the choice between doing a language to enhance my CV, or choose 2 more options to do with crime, or the social way of life.

I was hoping and was told I could do my Dissertation based on Football fans who go to matches, what is trending within the style of football fans compared to 30 years ago and how much an average football fan spends. This would mean asking questions to all different types of football fans throughout the country, not just Newcastle, different age groups and what have you. I told them how I go to all the Newcastle matches, and they said for this type of research, is it perfect. I am also able to apply for a grant which actually pays for me to travel to do my research!! This I am hoping to do, but I am trying to pick something of relevance, which is the difficult and annoying part!

 

Saturdays lottery, 4 numbers and the bonus ball. If my number 22 had been number 16 i would have won £156,000 - instead 4 pissy numbers and £66

**** the number 16 and ****e to number 22 n all

 

"If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we’d all have a merry Christmas” And if your aunt had balls she'd be your uncle.

 

Blimey Football Hooligans and now Terrorism. Hard stuff there.

 

You sound like the Mrs.....

 

With a lower pitched voice maybe.

 

I was even closer to winning the lottery on Saturday night......the bloke next door won..

 

Ireland and their generous nature giving the garlic eaters an early valentines gift of around 19 points and to cap it all of after a all day bender (firstly for the match then secondly to drown my sorrows) i feel like i've got a herd of wilder beast stampeding through my head wearing clogs.
The Newcastle result gave me mixed emotions -the yin - we got a point at a place we hardly get anything - the yang the way we played disappointed we didn't win.
C'est la vie

 

I backed a horse at Newbury this weekend.

I don't know any horse/shoddy electrician jokes...

 

Was the horse a shocker?