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Off Topic There's always someone worse off than you

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  1. 123Daveyboy

    123Daveyboy Well-Known Member

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    Must be dreadful for the poor sod that it doesn't apply to.
     
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    123Daveyboy, Jul 4, 2021
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    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    I watched Bill and Ted Face the Music today.
     
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    Nig Well-Known Member

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    A man complained he had no shoes until he met a man with no feet.
     
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    Nig, Jul 5, 2021
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    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    That must've left him stumped <laugh>
     
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    Nig Well-Known Member

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    You could get shouted down by snowflakes for that reply in this day and age.

    And you wouldn't have a leg to stand on.
    <laugh>
     
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    That’s not funny , but typical coming from a low down bum.
     
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    Funnily enough the man with no feet was quite happy he’d just got £6 for his slippers.
     
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    Doctor, "Bad news and good news ...

    ... I've had to amputate both of your feet."

    "And what the hell is the good news."

    "The man, in the next bed has his eyes on your slippers."
     
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    He got £6<laugh>
     
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  11. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    There's always someone worse off than you
    like the lgbt people, fancy someone porking your arse. fekking makes you want to kill
     
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    What about the lettuce lickers ?
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    i live in hope of showing them the light and deradicalizing them in my bed eerrrmm just the nice ones though not the fat fukeers with the pink hair
     
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