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Off Topic There's always a soppy christmas thread..

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by J๏E.., Dec 21, 2015.

  1. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    And this is mine..

    One song, one song only to sum up this year, your loves and your life..

    This is mine, not necessarily good but excellent harmonies and it optimises the people in life I love each day and the ones although big and grown up now with their families that I just love to bits and think about everyday like the two girls that share my life..

    Just one song mind & a very merry christmas to you all. A great bunch of lads coupled with a Safc heart and Terry, Qwop, Somb, Haslam and others who are right up there with the best..

     
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  3. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    I'm a reet soft twat so I'll offer this.



    Hope you all have a great Christmas.
     
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  6. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    There will always be a heaven for you and your ilk mate, behind the barrage of reality that shocks most there is a heart of gold. You are so much like me, it's so unreal mate..<ok>

    Cracking song btw..
     
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    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    This might sound Wrong but I ****ing love you man.
     
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  8. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    There will never be owt wrong in my eyes when it's you mate.. We have the same genetics, we both mad twats, temper, loyalty, devotion, respect and most of all, being able to see good in a very bad situation and having the love to overcome all.

    It's great to see you back to the old Billy and I send you the very best wishes for christmas this year from me and the girls, I know you will have your memories, I have never forgotten and always spare a thought for you this time of the year. Take care mate, be happy, now go and chow some ones balls off on here for me ha! All the very best....S
     
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    This song means so much to me these days after what I've been through this year.

    This is for my daughter.

     
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  10. Brian Storm

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    Edit: Showing far too much weakness.
     
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  11. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    We can't opt in and out of life of this world, it just doesn't work that way. We have no option but to find whatever we have inside us and plough on, giving up never works ......... not even temporarily.


     
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  12. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I've had a decent year. Only downside is lack of time with the bairn, but im driving just ovet 500 miles on boxing day to spend new year.

    The new house is built, they have everything they need, so im happy enough to have to work away.

    All the family in the UK are all ok. Ive got a nice juicy contract, so its been a good one for me. No complaints exept maybe drink and smoke to much, but thats my own doing.
     
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    ^^^^^
    Great advice.

    Bri, a very wise man once told me that life was all about experience.... and he was right. Smug has that in abundance, I would definitely take what he has said on board <ok>

    Smug, any advice on these two bastard lesbians who live next door to me? Argue 24/7 constantly waking this house up, they are even going at it now, ffs, just lasses though so I don't feel as though I can do anything but have words with them. Done that, doesn't work. Thoughts?
     
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  14. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Smugs leabian neighbour advice line.<laugh>

    Haway smug. Cant wait for the reply.
     
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    Wise words! Great post Smug.
     
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    Thanks for the kind words mate.

    As I've said it's only because I've lived a long & varied life and learned by my many mistakes.

    Regarding your lemon licking lady neighbours ......... it's easy.

    Pop round and gain entry by taking a bottle of cheap fizz for 'Christmas'. Once invited in, stay for hours.
    Grin wildly, smiling like a deranged nutter, as they open a heavily wrapped present of a collage of secretly taken photos of the pair.

    Regale them with tales of your medication, prison terms, history of violence and inability to cope with lack of sleep.

    Make sure sure you talk to an imaginary friend, scream without warning and bang the side of your head with a clenched fist.

    Quote passages from the bible and rant about dirty fornicating whores being fired into the pits of hell.

    The next time you bang on the wall they'll piss their knickers <laugh>
     
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  17. Sidthemackem

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    Follow your own advice, Smug, and keep it simple. Just ask if you can watch... ;)
     
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    Ha Haaaaaaa :emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl:

    Right, can't talk I'm leaving the door for Manchester now. See a few good friends. Have a good day lads, in a bit <ok>
     
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  19. its been fun thanks :)

    its been fun thanks :) ♬♬Badum-tish! ♬♬
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    Many years ago I had very noisy next door neighbours constantly arguing and screaming -I recorded them one night about 15 minutes worth, invited them in for a coffee a couple of days afterwards - and I had their own argument playing on my sound system loudly -I embarrassed the hell out them, the unsocial noise didn't happen again - thankfully they moved away soon afterwards - if that doesn't work I'll lend you a drum kit no ****er can compete with that noise at 3 in the morning <cheers>
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Aw we wanted an update (and action pics) of the lesbians.
     
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