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There's a mouse in my ****ing house.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by irishgreen, Jan 17, 2012.

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  1. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    Any mouse experts out there?Traps or poison? Those sonic things aren't worth a **** the wee **** must be deaf.

    PS. I can't get a cat as my much loved moggy has just passed away and I'm still heartbroken.
     
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    irishgreen, Jan 17, 2012
  2. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    **** on it.
     
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  3. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    Catch it and send it to nufc4life for his kinky sex games.
     
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    Sam Axe, Jan 17, 2012
  4. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    If only you had some tatties. You could have made dinner.
     
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  5. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    Afraid to.He's bigger than my cock.
     
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    irishgreen, Jan 17, 2012
  6. nufc4life

    nufc4life Guest

    kinky sex games with a cat ?? New to me pal
     
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    nufc4life, Jan 17, 2012
  7. Ba's Strawberry Syrup

    Ba's Strawberry Syrup Active Member

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    <laugh>

    I've got two cats so **** you.
     
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    Ba's Strawberry Syrup, Jan 17, 2012
  8. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    For gawd sake man talk sense.Read the OP.I CAN'T CATCH THE WEE ****.
     
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    irishgreen, Jan 17, 2012
  9. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    Cruel hearted bastard <wah>
     
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  10. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Throw the tatties at it?
     
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  11. Paulie Gualtieri

    Paulie Gualtieri Active Member

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    place blobs of Gripfill every where the **** will get stuck in one of them <ok>
     
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    Paulie Gualtieri, Jan 17, 2012
  12. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    In Tijuana they put sheets of flypaper down. There are bits of it with dead rats or gnawed off rat legs everywhere. Dirty taco-benders.
     
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  13. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    build a mouse trap

    you know you want to
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Jan 17, 2012
  14. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    That's not bad Sword, good thinking Batman <ok>
     
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  15. Paulie Gualtieri

    Paulie Gualtieri Active Member

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    ah tijuana, no i dont wanna
     
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  16. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    @ Sword
    Will gripfill scrape wood (without discolouring it) when hard. My life depends on this.
     
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  17. Paulie Gualtieri

    Paulie Gualtieri Active Member

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    That i dont know, but I can tell you a mixing bucket full of water burns if you add a bit of petrol and stick a light to it. Best to evacuate as the flames spread with the water when said bucket melts <ok>
     
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    Paulie Gualtieri, Jan 17, 2012
  18. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    I think this scenario is perfect for buying that pellet gun you always wanted and role playing

    It could be a military scenario
    a spy one

    etc
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Jan 17, 2012
  19. jolls

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    Right i know exactly what to do,first you get a piece of cheese and cover it in pepper,next place it on the floor inbetween two house bricks .The mouse will see the cheese and then go over all cockey like mouses do, but soon as it has a little sniff of the cheese the pepper will make him sneeze, he will then bang his head on one of the two bricks knocking himself out and then you've got him.
    All you have to do is turn the telly off for the night and listen for the sneeze.
     
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  20. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    Ah **** it, I'll nuke the ****.
     
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    irishgreen, Jan 17, 2012
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