................The Bridge Bar on Bridge Street, Aberdeen. If you are ever up here steer clear of it. The last time there was this drunken tramp of a Rangers fan with his pish stained trousers and spew encrusted tank top fiecely guarding his Tennents Super pint. What a sight to behold. Kept muttering on about 1972 and how Morrisey was and is a pop genius. What a stench was coming off the man. Said he was 46 but he looked about 70 and his beard looked like a burst sofa. He tried engaging me in small talk and even managed to say his name was "BH" but I quickly made my excuses and headed off somewhere else. What sort of ****ing name is BH?? Be warned, be very warned.
Aye, I met the **** once in the Centurion in Corstorphine. Reeking of pish and puke, mumbling away to himself about fighting the republicans in Belfast. The police were called when he started touching up the old grannies and making lewd suggestions towards the barmaid who herself was in her late 70s. The place had to shut down for two days to get rid of the stench of the ****.
Seems the ****in' tink gets around a bit. It's spongers like this that are ruining it for the rest of us.
Back in 1989, I was working as a janitor in a jack-in-the box cinema on the Reeperbahn. Late one evening, a dishevelled jakey in combat fatigues staggered into one of the booths and sat down. He had flecks of vomit in his unkempt beard, and his breath smelled as if he had been eating uncooked roadkill. He pulled his trousers round his ankles without closing the door, but was too pissed to insert his coin into the slot. He became frustrated, pulled out a knife and carved the initials 'BH' into the wall. He then soiled himself before staggering back out into the street with his trolleys still round his ankles. We had to hire an industrial steam-cleaner to get rid of the vile stench.
Thats a totally amazing coincidence because , I dont know if you know , but theres someone on here called BH as well. Wow , like , amazing.
Is there? Do you think it could be the same drunken, bile-filled, pish-stained BH that the posts above refer to?
Really?? Do you think, no could not have been. This chap only had one finger and that was permanently stuck up his arse. He needed a straw to drink. Christ, the stench is coming back to me.
Police are looking for a deluded fantasist who goes by the name 'BH' they have warned the public not to approach this man, as he's not dangerous but the stench of dried cum, piss and **** mixed could have a dangerous effect on innocent by standers. If you see this man you are advised to call crimestoppers 0800 smelly **** please log in to view this image
That's the ****er, that's him. He's cleaned himself up though but the tell tale attire and down and outness is a giveaway.
Aye ST, too much defending of BH from Tina methinks. What was he like once you'd come round after the overpowering stench of putrid pish/keech/spunk/BO Tina Did he do any muff diving??
Wonder where the fun loving debonair old **** is today. The tramop seems to get around a bit. Maybe he's drowned in his own vomit like all the big celebrities do.
He'll be lying in a gutter somewhere soaking in his own pish and vomit. Don't worry, he'll be back soon enough boasting about his 50p winnings at the bookies. "Ahm hauf way tae a can o superbroo by the way. Any spare change for an auld war veteran?"
