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There is nothing worse than being Oscar Wilde...

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  1. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    He's going dahn!

    Never trust a man with short legs, his brains are too close to his bottom. Noël Coward (more interested in the bottom probably)
     
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    pompeymeowth, Dec 3, 2015
  2. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    this is gr8 thnx 4 posting
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Dec 3, 2015
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  3. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    yes it wasn't very good was it.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Dec 3, 2015
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    It was god awful.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Dec 3, 2015
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  5. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    I don't know what came over me.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Dec 3, 2015
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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    I just noticed your "he hadn't a leg to stand on" quote, had I only seen that claymore like wit before soiling your eyes with this.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Dec 3, 2015

  7. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    wot u mean bro ?
     
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  8. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Have to up your game, m9.
     
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    Ciaran, Dec 3, 2015
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    No Surrender
     
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  10. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Having short legs has nothing to do with the distance between a person's brain and bottom.

    Having no neck (Gladstone Small) would offer a semblance of realism to your joke.
     
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    Ponders Revisited, Dec 3, 2015
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  11. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Noël Coward said it, not me. Cracking Avatar btw.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Dec 4, 2015
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    The geese are flying upside-down over Kracow this evening.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Dec 4, 2015
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    **** phone. **** site.
     
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    Archers Road, Dec 4, 2015
: op felches great whites, er sleeps on piss-stained mattress under bridge

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