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  1. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    Pam Shaw, The 70-Year-Old Virgin, Is Looking For Love


    A raunchy cabaret star is hoping to finally lose her virginity – at the grand old age of 70.

    Pensioner Pam Shaw, who has performed alongside Tom Jones and Engelbert Humperdinck, says she has been too busy chasing stage success to find a man.

    But now the septenagerian, who performs under the moniker The Sexational Pam, is hoping to meet Mr Right and be bedded by the man of her dreams.

    Pam, from Wigan, East Lancashire, said: "I may be 70 years old, but I'm very young at heart.

    "People can't believe it when I tell them my age. I think I look great - maybe because I've never been married or had kids.

    "But now's the time - I'm ready to take the plunge for the right bloke. My standards are still very high. I'm hoping to bag a millionaire with tall, dark and handsome good looks.

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    I'm loads of fun and bundles of energy. I got to salsa and Zumba classes every week and have loads of friends. I like to think I'd be a real catch."

    Dressing in revealing stage costumes, Pam says she was never short of offers when she was younger - but didn't believe in sex before marriage.

    Pam, who lived with her mother Lilian until her death in 1995 aged 97, said: "I was never short of offers in my heyday - men saw the outfits I wore on stage and thought I would be easy.

    "But I've never really been intimate with a man - just a bit of kissing. I had a sexy stage name and dressed sexy, but that was all for my career.

    "There has never really been any time for me to get a man - I worked so much that sometimes I'd only have one hour's sleep each night.

    "But now I feel I am ready to give marriage a go - and maybe go to bed with a man. You are never too old for anything - just look at Joan Collins."

    After winning TV talent show Opportunity Knocks in the 1960s, Pam opened shows for Ken Dodd and Engelbert Humperdinck and performed onstage in Las Vegas.

    During the 60s, Pam even shared a dressing room with The Voice judge Tom Jones, now 71, when the star performed in Bolton Casino for a week.

    But even though Pam was surrounded some of the world's most desirable men, she still held out.

    Pam said: "Tom was very good looking and we used to chat occasionally before I went on stage as the opening act.
     
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  2. Agent Bruce

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    There you go Syd, it's cherry popping season, you're luck's changed ................................. or has it?
     
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    PS. If you get swallowed up, how far down the line am I for Super Mod status?
     
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    Heard Wayne Rooney offered her a fiver......................
     
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    Is that where she got her good looks?

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    Did she have enough change in her purse to give him the difference?
     
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    He just took a fistful of the grey not so short and curlies, and super glued them to his mop top.
     
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    shes after a millionaire is that you in the running syd <bubbly>
     
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    Fixed <ok>

    Last time I passed through Coxhoe all I saw was waifs and strays



























    and that was just the dogs
     
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  10. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    Just back from Wigan, now a none story and she is very happy, she said,"I thought it would be bigger than that and last longer". I told her that was only in Eastenders and Corrie.
     
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