Prediction League ** THE WUM **** UP LEAGUE 2017/2018 **

The background:

In an attempt to wind up opposition fans, some posters make comments that come back to haunt them in hilarious fashion.
This has become to be known as the WUM **** UP. (WFU)

The rules of the league :

Post the WFU to this thread with a link to the thread. Each successful claim for a WFU earns 3 points.
1 extra point can be claimed for the following conditions:

*They claim you are rattled/meltdown for pointing the WFU out
*They claim they were fishing/baiting
*They threaten to call the old bill or threaten legal action
*They offer you out for a fight
*They continue to repeat the WFU

I will tot up the scores at the end of each week and compile a league.
I will also compile a league for the people doing the WFUs (The **** up merchant, known as FUM) with a total number of successful claims against them. Each WFU earns the FUM 1 point.

The Judging criteria

I will be the judge of whether a WFU claim is successful and I will be responsible for the allocation of points. However to maintain impartiality, any claims that I make, I will allow the lads to contest before I claim any points. Any dispute against my final decision can be appealed at idontgiveafuck@****sngiggles.com


Remember, this is just for ****s n giggles, so no calling the Old Bill


Edit: Adding Spurlock's suggestion for points deduction for Wum sulking:

i.e. If the person making the claim for a WFU has their claim turned down, then they will lose a point for each subsequent comment sulking about it. Also if the FUM (i.e the person who made the WFU) moans about the decision, they will also lose a point for each subsequent sulking comment.

• THE LEAGUE TABLE

1. PISKIE....................................................55pts
2. Ginger Marks.........................................33pts
3. Skylarker................................................28pts
4. Fosse......................................................28pts
5. Tobes......................................................20pts
6. Luvgonzo...............................................18pts
7. Spurlock..................................................18pts
8. AKCJ.......................................................16pts
9. Bobby D...................................................3pts
9. Spurs Disciple.........................................3pts
9. G4E..................................................... ...3pts
12. HIAG.......................................................3pts

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  • THE FUM LEAGUE (**** up merchant)

1. HIAG.......................................................47pts
2. MATTH....................................................3pts
2. Dumbcunt..............................................3pts
2. Ginger Marks.........................................3pts
2. Spurlock.................................................3pts
6. Bodinki...................................................2pts
6. Fosse........................................................2pt
7. Roofie.....................................................1pt
7. Kustard...................................................1pt
7. Dumbcunt...............................................1pt
7. Skylarker.................................................1pt
7. G4E..........................................................1pt
7. Sweats......................................................1pt
7. brb.............................................................1pt
7. PNP............................................................1pt
7. PISKIE.......................................................1pt

 

Good thread plus nothing can be debated once the points are allocated...conversation is done.

Mate, stick it in as a ruling...complaining beyond the day the wum **** up is declared and you lose a point for wum sulking.

You wont get past the first week with the admin work if you dont.

 

The straightener option will make the Mackems board easy pickings for points.

 

Good shout mate. I'll add it in. I think this needs to work both ways too, so either the complainant making the claim or the subject of the WFU to be included. If they complain beyond the day the claim is made then a point is deducted for each 'wum sulk'

 

We may as well announce him as the winner from the start and be done with it.

<r,o,f,l>

 

This thread is open to all from various boards. Maybe there is a bigger ****wit out there ? .........

 

You're being ingenuous now.

 

I'm just ensuring that all angles are covered.

 

Make sure you post them up
There are loads of points up for grabs if you can post the links to the WFU and any subsequent contraventions of the laws of the jungle

 

Is it just for WFU's made after this OP, or any that were made previous to today?

 

I'm trying to be fair to HIAG, so just those made after this OP. Otherwise I'd be here for weeks trying to tot up all the points

 

Okay, I'm going to submit the first claim.

The WFU is HIAG claiming that I have a 'fragile ego' because I told him I don't really care what job he does in real life. Cue several pages from HIAG demonstrating his own fragile ego because people on an internet forum aren't bothered what he does for a job
http://www.not606.com/threads/spuds-really-isnt-it-time-to-grow-up-ffs.349105/page-18#post-10650247

I am going to remain impartial in deciding the outcome of this claim, so if anybody wants to contest it, let me know here and I'll forward it to the panel of judges who can be contacted on the email in the OP.

 

Okay no objections then ? I'll add 3 points to my score.

 

Pixie dare not go back beyond this thread, because you and I both know there are some juicy moments that he's rather forget!

 

...and here we finally discover Pixie's entire reason for starting this train-wreck of a thread!

The silly ****er is still smarting from my "fragile ego" jibe, and doing everything in his power to demonstrate just how right I was!

Come on, mate! Out you come!

 

Up late Bell? Been simmering in a corner somewhere? I guess the dogging has to stop at daybreak......what a bummer.

 

Taken from my sig:-

"As for Kane, my opinion is that he is a one season wonder." - Piskie at the end of the 2014/15 season
(Harry Kane wins the 2015/16 Golden Boot & 2016/17 Golden Boot)

This is, surely, the greatest WFU of all time!


So much so, that I now have pleasure in declaring this entire thread a WFU!

Oh, dear, Pix! You do insist on shambling into these horror-show threads!

 

Golden boot winner but what has the club got to show for it?






Oh nothing.

 

I like to nominate Bell for the Jeremy Corbyn award as he has been soundly battered and beaten but claims victory hence the net of defeat in post #15.

 

Pix, if you are going to start a thread about not creating wum ****-ups that "come back to haunt" posters, ffs make damn well sure that your spelling and grammar are correct!

For that schoolboy error, I am calling another WFU!

And I haven't even got into first gear, yet!


Hey, lads! What's the betting that this thread "becomes to be knows as" the biggest WFU this year?

You, Pixie lad, are worth your over-blown weight in pure comedy gold, mate! Promise me, you will never grow up!