Have you ever said the wrong thing or made some other kind of faux-pas because you've misunderstood some-thing some-one's said? I remember being at school and my mate Dave turned up late for a lesson with a huge smile on his face. "You've been for a crafty **** in the toilets, haven't you?" I whispered. "Can you tell?" he asked. "Certainly" I said, quickly standing up, "Sir, Dave has just been ****ing in the toilets!"
That's funny because 3 other people have done exactly the same thing and posted it on sickipedia. I once was getting a paper and a carton of juice and the shopkeeper said £1.35. I thought he said £1.25 handed over the change and went to walk away. "You owe me 10p" he said as I turned apologised and handed over the money. Oh how we both laughed about it, then looked at each other and simultaneously shouted "Faux pas"
