The worst Rangers player at the Euros

Take your pick

 

It's such a pity the white Cafu, Kirk Broadfoot, didn't have an Irish granny. He could have lit up this competition.

 

Petty point scoring hits a new low.

 

this is the pitch we aw learned oor skills, used tae be a pyoor belter ae an ashy

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Is that glen ya bass?

 

naw, nazi circus ya bass, box wae the glen

 

Sorry I meant toryglen, ya bass

 

tongs ya bass

 

I've got a spare salad fork if you need it.

 

I've got a spare set of baws if you need them ST.

 

What am I meant to do with your two tic tacs?

 

Their no mine I took them off of Di Canio thats why hes always ragin'

As for what your gonna do with them, maybe you could reattach them that way you could have yourself a nice bacon/lorne roll.

 

biffin lines a benzo fury maaaaaan

 

Not to worry, if Chuck Green gets his way then 5 of the players at the Euros could soon be plying their trade at Ibrox.

Then you'll be laughing on the other side of your face Timmy.

 

Any good Nev or are you still aff the droog?

 

I wouldnt touch any of that **** man, ****s are dropping dead or turning into ****ing cannibals!! stopped ching, it's ****ing so weak round my way it's a ****ing joke.

 

Meow Meow was enough for me, ****ing evil stuff.

A ****load of the Invergordon boys were at RockNess no dount they'll have been necking that Benzo.

 

Feel the Beel

Stick them in your mouth. Will make your breath fresher.

 

Yeah feel the beel bib fortunas maw youre pure ragin man

 

I'm absolutely livid.

I'm going to watch a re-run of last night's Ireland game and try to lip-read the crowd in case they said anything offensive.