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The worst present you received this year..

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  1. Sweats

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    I shall apologise if this has already been done, though I have not been on here for ages and cant be arsed to check..

    Did anyone else get anything particularly **** for Christmas?

    I had truly the worst cardigan I have ever seen from my auntie.. Was black with red piping round the seams.. An to top if off they got my nephew something nice an abercrombie and fitch hoodie..

    Also had a boxset of a watch, wallet and pen.. Brilliant.. Felt like throwing that in the face of my mother..

    Got a Calvin Klein t shirt with a massive Calvin Klein emblazoned across the front, ****ing horrific.. ****s

    a truck load of fake underwear by the esteemed designer Dulce & Camino <laugh>


    Can anyone beat that delightful list of **** presents??
     
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  2. Nazara

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    A toothbrush
     
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  3. alwaysright

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    You ungrateful bastard - and your aunt has told me that she didn't appreciate the pearl necklace you gave her.
     
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  4. Tina_old

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    The clap.
     
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  5. Sweats

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    Nothing wrong with a round of applause on Christmas day.. Had you done something particularly selfless??


    Gave my auntie a pearl necklace last year.. This year I gave her Aids
     
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  6. Tina_old

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    <laugh>
     
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    Thats only natural <ok>
     
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  8. RAVENBLACK

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    I got the two smallest books in the world as presents.

    Liverpool FC - The EPL Triumphs

    and

    Luis Suarez - How to Win Black Friends and Influence Darkies.
     
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  9. Tina_old

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    <laugh><laugh><scousersgonnagetye>
     
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  10. alwaysright

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    Beat you to that one ( see reply No.3 ) .. but I'm pleased that you're thinking straight.
     
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  11. jenthesaint1990

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    i got an orange once...
     
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  12. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    One year I got an empty orange box.
     
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  13. Sam Axe

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    I got a clip round the lughole
     
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  14. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    For being gay? thats a bit harsh.
     
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  15. alwaysright

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    but for pain relief he also got a tin of elbow grease

    and for that he could use the same tin...
     
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  16. Sam Axe

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    For being the phantom buggerer of Belfast
     
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  17. Tina_old

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    Buggerer's a splendid word <laugh>
     
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  18. Fabulous Fabio

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    Tina sent me a picture of her big sweaty fanny, it definitely spoiled my Christmas <boak>
     
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  19. Sam Axe

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    That turned me off fanny for life. I am now celibate.
     
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  20. Fabulous Fabio

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    Were you not already a virgin anyway?
     
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