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The worst part about losing Barton...

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  1. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    It doesn't matter we've lost one of our best players.

    What does matter is...

    We'll no longer dominate the WAG league!!! (Unless the Sun is written by AH's cousins, in which case Cabaye will win :emoticon-0111-blush...)

    This is an unmitigated disaster for the club!!!
     
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    Darth Gogledd, Aug 29, 2011
  2. Spiderman-Mask

    Spiderman-Mask Well-Known Member

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    Surely Cabaye and Tiote can attract women with their sheer testosterone filled personalities and looks
     
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    Spiderman-Mask, Aug 29, 2011
  3. The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco

    The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco Active Member

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    Did his WAG go undefeated last season then?

    Last time i looked she was 31 Win 0 Loss
     
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    The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco, Aug 29, 2011
  4. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    Think so yes.
     
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  5. in carr we trust

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    why do you think we're bringing in santon??????
     
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  6. Smudger

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    NOOO!!! Someone here must have a fit WAG? Heard Cabaye's is tidy, canny team there (something for both genders ;)).
     
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  7. Paco Montoya

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    Well I seem to remember Simmo was one of the Man U players who got with Giggs' brother's lass...
     
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    Paco Montoya, Aug 29, 2011
  8. Smudger

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    She's not his current lass though, he just had a baby.
     
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  9. Paco Montoya

    Paco Montoya Well-Known Member

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    Oh yeah <doh> well I think we should buy someone just because off their wife :bandit:
     
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  10. skalpel

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    There's something for both genders even if you exclude his wife.
     
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    Yohan Cabaye - the cure for lesbianism
     
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  12. skalpel

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    <laugh>
     
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  13. P.T.N

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    <laugh> Its a shame that he's the cause of male homosexuality though.
     
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  14. TheLittleGeordie

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    A curse or a blessing? <laugh>


    but more importantly someone is going to have to explain how this league works
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Aug 29, 2011
  15. The Situation

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    This!
     
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  16. Smudger

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    They paired up the teams who were playing every week with a selected player and his missus. People were meant to vote for the "hottest" couple every week and Barton's lass is a model so he won every single game for us.
     
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  17. TheLittleGeordie

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    In my head i was hoping forr mud wrestling but i guessed it would be something more like that
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Aug 29, 2011
  18. Voluptuous Vuckic

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    Depends on whether your called Acid Hippo <whistle>
     
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  19. The Situation

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    Suprised we didnt lose to Everton, Mikel Arteta's girlfriend is a close 10!
     
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  20. Santons pizzeria

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    Any pics of Bartons gf?
     
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