Name and shame yerself! Mine Tin Pan Alley about 13 year ago Me - mullered - full of pills and JDnCoke Pulled this burd I thought was a wee stunner. Manged to get her pumped - as I came down a bit - n then fell a sleep. Woke up n nearly shat myself She looked like a taller - no much taller mind you - female version of Willow (with worse teeth). please log in to view this image Got out quick style but, due to being in a total spastic earlier - I gave her my real name/address and telpehone number <stalkedtaefuckmuir> Took me a while to live that down!
big fat aussie burd with a big wirey bush. sh e didny even have big tits which is ****in cheatin. she was only to get the aussie notch thats all. had to be done.
1st time I muffed a burd, I was at school and it was with the school slut, big fat thing, wi' a face like a melted wellie. I was ****in steamin, bottle of tonic at 14 would do the trick, anyway, I'm down there eating away when I noticed all this conjealed jelly stuff, I said to her "WTF is that?" She's like "Oh av just took ma period" It was all over ma face and I had to go home or I would've got my balls toed. Ended up washing my face on the way up the road with the water oot the "Bucket Kit"
classy guy. washin period blood aff yer face wae bucket water. on the subject of buckets, takin a bucket whilst ur on pills is ****in insane. its like acid.
In the old days, I took 11 buckets and 2 microdots, seriously ****ed up!!! Was trippin oot ma nut for nearly 6months. Had to come off the ganja for a while. Used to have a paper run, part of which, took me threw an old folks home, used to think that there were ghosts chasing me about the place. <GHOSTMUIR> Was alright eventually, but man, that was one ****ed up time. One time I done too many buckets and had a **** on my bed and fell asleep mid-tug, I woke up with my room door shutting, to this day, I still don't know who walked in on my sleeping and holding my wee floppy
my worst didnt look that bad, she had big tits and wasnt fat but her fanny was reeking. a big wiry bush which it bled every time you pumped her. she lasted 3 rides. <boak> there have been uglier but she was by far the worst overall package.
Av shagged over 100 women. Obviously you've got to take the bad wi the hellish and a few of them have been cosmetically challenged. Still, as ma Old Da used to say to me... "The ugly wans need it anaw son" Ne'er a truer word was spoken.
