The World of Toby

'Room' not to be confused with house as in Toby World. It might be in a plush area and possibly owned by an Indian family but it is still a 'ROOM'

'Monitor' - when was the last time some cnut used a monitor, clearly in Toby World, his so called IT intelligence is used to advise third world countries where we have previously dumped our decade old computers.

'Most' - In fact most Indians despite Toby World are not vegetarian this is another TW misconception.

'Olga' in Toby World this is a human prostitute, where in reality it is a sexbot.

'Omlette' I blame Iain...

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Seriously, brb, you're coming across like a bitch who's been dumped and whose ex-boyfriend is now shagging yer best mate.

 

Why thank you sir

 

Kevin, dressed only in leather hot pants, has just put talc on him arms and slid on his studded fisting glove and bent over ket head, Toby, and started punching his arsehole like a man possessed

 

Best sexual experience Toby ever had, he told me it made a change from his usual olga sexbot.

 

GOLDEN RULE BREACHED

 

Where?

 

Ooooft

Keep 'em coming Kev, gonna b'good

 

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1. You do realise that the room I rent is in a house? That's generally where rooms are.

2. I use a monitor every day, as do several million other people. Shall I add 'monitor' to the list of words you don't know the meaning of?

3. You're too stupid to understand the point made the other day.

4. You're definitely single

 

Toby has a ROOM in a house, no ****ing ****!

 

Toby just walked into Kev's cage, slapped his big babooned arse, took his bananas and walked out leaving him screeching and climbing walls in despair.

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What is wrong with you?

You never answered my questions earlier. Have you genuinely not got anything better to do today?

 

Just had a couple of slices of toasted Bergen bread and humus with beetroot, lovely it was too. Goes nice with a cuppa.

 

Toby thinks he is the only one with access to a computer while he works...ffs how much of an utter spastic is this lad

Ps. In case i forgot to mention it, he has a ROOM in a house, not a room in a squat in a house...but in a house, house

 

What is wrong with you, you never answered my questions and i'm spitting my dummy out now, Kev is beasting me, help Tina

 

Sounds nice,beef in the fridge marinating for sesame beef later.

 

'Kev is beasting me'?

You are a very strange little man.

 

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