The world is full of " if only ... "

and to start you off ..... if only daisies and buttercups were green then I wouldn't have had to mow the lawn for the second time this week. Very little grass but loads of the little flowers.

 

Get this Irish **** off GC.

 

If only...I didn't click on this thread, I wouldn't have read the above pish.

 

At last a decent thread.

My problem is moss, anyone tried one of those petrol scarifiers, any good?

 

That's the spirit, you're in the zone now, go for another one.

 

If only mate, if only.

 

If only I'd got a better solicitor and alibi

 

If only I hadn't shot my load into Mrs Gas's hair after earlier that day she spent £50 at the salon.

****ing three months she's been bitching on about that ffs

 

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I like flowers.

They're lovely.

 

If only it had actually been Mrs Gas and not her mum.

 

It was Mrs Gas Monaco

but still regarding her mum.....ah wid

 

pics.

 

Hmmmm you could be just what we're looking for.

Question 1. Are you married or in a long term relationship?

 

If only I knew the lottery numbers beforehand.

 

Yes, well certainly long term for me.

 

How long ?

 

Numbers 1 to 49 idiot.

 

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