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The "who the **** Are Ya" thread...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Null, May 27, 2013.

  1. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Inspired by Ponders comments


    Year Born: 1977
    Brought Up (Town): Viewpark, North Lanarshire
    Where you currenty stay: West Glasgow
    Maritual Status: Married
    Kids: None
    Religion: Agnostic
    Race: White, British
    Poltical View: Socialitist Tory
    Education: Higher Level
    Football team supported: Celtic
    Sexual Preference: Straight
    Favourite Alcohol: Lager
    Job: Project Manager
     
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  2. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Here are the moot points of my life (for anyone interested) -

    I was born in 1978.

    I was born in Greenwich.

    I support Charlton Athletic

    I am a professional writer

    I have suffered from OCD and Morbid Depression for over thirty years

    I am diabetic

    I am married and have three children

    I am a pagan

    I regularly give to charity: OCD-UK, Tiggywinkles, NSPCC, RSPB and Marie Curie

    I am patriotic and fervently anti-immigration

    I believe that Saxons are the Master Race

    I also believe Wessex should be reformed as an independent state

    They are my moots.
     
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    I was born in 1883.

    I was born in Bristol.

    I support Bristol Rovers

    I am a commercial manager


    I have been married three times

    I am a Protestant Christian

    I am Right wing conservative bordering on fascism

    I also believe that Saxons are the Master Race

    I agree with Ponders that Wessex should be reformed as an independent state

    I am a **** of the highest order<ok>
     
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  4. bucks_is_leeds

    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds
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    I am a dynamic figure often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Albanian refugees, I write award winning operas, I tread water for 3 days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous god like trombone playing, I am an expert in stucco, a prized sperm donater, having fathered 800 children, and am an outlaw in Peru.
    Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single handedly defended a small village in the Amazon basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello.....I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When Im bored I build large suspension bridges in my garden. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, I repair electrical appliances free of charge, I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst and a ruthless bookie. I dont perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. My flower arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I once read Paradise lost, Moby Dick and david Copperfield in one day, and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room in the evening. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week, in a chair. I invented the mobile phone , the internet and Pokemon during a 5 a side football game. While on holiday in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. Years ago, I discovered the meaning of life, but I forgot to write it down. I have performed open heart surgery, and have played Hamlet. I breed giant clams, and was once Matador of the year in Spain, and have won gold at several cliff-diving competitions in Tonga. But I have not yet been to university.

    ***please note ***I have recently learned to cook 4 minute noodles in 2.
     
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  5. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Utter bollocks.

    You never read three books in one day.
     
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  6. LEROY FER 10

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    Here are the moot points of my life (for anyone interested) -

    I was born in 1976.

    I was born in Colchester.

    I support Norwich city FC

    I am a casino Inspector

    I have suffered from borderline alcoholism and have a recreational drug habit

    I am going bald and a bit tubby

    I am married and have three children

    I am a Buddhist

    I regularly give coins to buskers

    I am patriotic but live and let live

    I believe that English people deserve to live in England more than those born abroad

    I also believe The North should be a seperate state

    I have a sexy Chinese wife who works in Dubai

    I still like skateboarding

    They are my moots.
     
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  7. rudebwoy

    rudebwoy Well-Known Member

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    your chinese wife-- she agree with your little englander sentiments ?-- you all sound insecure wid these funny lists ---what the **** does it matter where and whose fanny you dropped out of ??
     
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  8. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    here are the moot points of my life.

    I was born the son of bob marleys ghost

    in 1967 my mind was raped by a dog

    I am the wind.

    hey ronny reagan im black n im pagan im gay n im somethin somethin hey ronny reagan
     
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  9. Null

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    Spastic...
     
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  10. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    How do you like your donuts?


    Wi Jammin?
     
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    Waistline: ****ing massive
     
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  12. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    I would lol but cant help noticing your joke was food based ... pud get help man before its too late <ok>
     
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  13. LEROY FER 10

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    What the **** are you on about ? <doh>

    She is way more racist than me
     
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  14. Moses

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    I am a pseudonym made up for the internet.
     
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  15. Null

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    <ok> Fixed you ****
     
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  16. Null

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    <laugh>
     
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    I know.
     
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  18. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Year Born: 1985
    Brought Up (Town): Stoke Newington
    Where you currenty stay: Hackney
    Maritual Status: Single
    Kids: None
    Religion: Is a ****ed up backwards concept followed by morons
    Race: White, British
    Poltical View: Socialist Hippy
    Education: Higher Level
    Football team supported: Watford
    Sexual Preference: Straight/French girls that can speak english with a sexy accent
    Favourite Alcohol: Lager
    Job: IT God

    And patriots are idiots <ok>
     
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  19. jonathan acworth 71

    jonathan acworth 71 Well-Known Member

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    Year 1971
    married
    kids yes
    religion dont give a ****!
    Race white
    political view dont give a **** about any of them!
    Education secondary
    football charlton/barnet/welling
    sexual preference my wife lol
    fav alcohol dont drink but tried gin and sherry sat loved it
    job admin making videos hopefully one day tv presenter like piers morgan!or football coach lol
     
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  20. RebelBhoy

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    I have no opinion on Wessex.
     
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