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Off Topic THE WEEKLY WICKER-MAN THREAD

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by TheJudeanPeoplesFront, May 12, 2018.

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  1. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    HEAR YE, HEAR YE... Gather round malcontents... It is time to satiate the vociferous anger and primal lusts of the mob, and find us a sacrifice to char to a cinder, in the name of the great gods Shearer, Keegan, Milburn, Robson, and to a lesser extent, Ameobi...

    Simply blurt out your accusation, and whoever the mob scream the loudest for (most votes in a week) shall be (hypothetically) dragged off to the wicker-man for purging!!!!

    MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    BURN BURN BURN BURN

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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, May 12, 2018
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    I suggest the JPF is the first one in the cage of wicker, because he can't upload a simple image... <doh>
     
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  3. RobEllious

    RobEllious Well-Known Member

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    So, in real terms, will we just ban them?
    If that is the case I'd like to nominate Pouchy :biggrin:
     
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    RobEllious, May 12, 2018
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  4. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Is that the nickname of Son of Ashley?
     
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  5. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Is that the nickname of Son of Ashley?

    Edit: Seemed such a good question I thought I’d ask it twice.
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, May 12, 2018
  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Worth a sticky.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, May 12, 2018
  7. Ghostinthehouse

    Ghostinthehouse Well-Known Member

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    Why hypothetically?
    Nothing wrong with a good burning. <ok>
     
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    Ghostinthehouse, May 12, 2018
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  8. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Just in case Obi wins and the rest of the Amazon forest goes.
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, May 12, 2018
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  9. Howe's about that then?

    Howe's about that then? Well-Known Member

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    The weekly wicker man will be harsh on any player this week! Maybe they've all upped their game not wanting to win the award???
     
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    Howe's about that then?, May 15, 2018
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  10. Ghostinthehouse

    Ghostinthehouse Well-Known Member

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    I nominate the Mods, anyone of them will do, but, why why have a WIcker Man,,when you can have the Wicker Men.
     
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    Ghostinthehouse, May 15, 2018
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  11. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    The mods are a bunch of power crazy Nazis all of them.

    Not to mention that one of them is a 5 finger and a stump handed ex Mackem turncoat.
     
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  12. Delusional Full Stop

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    Sorted then.

    Chippy is this week’s Wicker Man.

    <cheers>











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    Delusional Full Stop, May 15, 2018
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  13. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Do I qualify, this morning my missus said to me " er...you're getting on my wick "
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, May 16, 2018
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  14. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Southgate should defo burn for that squad like!
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, May 16, 2018
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  15. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Southgate
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, May 16, 2018
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    29 percent win percentage in club football.

    What a buffoon.
     
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  17. Delusional Full Stop

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    When does the week run from and end?

    Can we pick someone new yet?

    :emoticon-0130-devil
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, May 16, 2018
  18. mickeybnufc

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    Definitely Southgate the tube
     
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    mickeybnufc, May 17, 2018
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  19. Geordie lass in the Fen

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    I want to put whoever is generating all this Rafa to West Ham ****e in the Wickerman and burn the bastard.
    It’s early days, but l am pig sick of this bollocks already.
    God it’s going to be a long turgid summer.
     
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    Geordie lass in the Fen, May 17, 2018
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  20. jimileysbaldhead

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    Can I suggest GLITF for using language not becoming of a lady, or if I pray be so bold as to say I'm not sure I like the cut of her jib.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, May 17, 2018
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