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johngalleyfan2

johngalleyfan2

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Gosh here I am on the computer and not a cloud in sight, just noticed next door is topping up her suntan, naked on her lilo, can just see her if I stand on the chair in the corner of the bedroom window and get the mirror focussed right...

hey maybe the team should play the game at Blackpool, topless in red thongs...by the time Blackpool players had stopped laughing we could be 4-0 up
 
johngalleyfan2 said:
Gosh here I am on the computer and not a cloud in sight, just noticed next door is topping up her suntan, naked on her lilo, can just see her if I stand on the chair in the corner of the bedroom window and get the mirror focussed right...

hey maybe the team should play the game at Blackpool, topless in red thongs...by the time Blackpool players had stopped laughing we could be 4-0 up
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And if Millen had anything to do with it, we would still lose 5-4!!
By the way is he with you? I hear he's looking for someone to play in defence!! Maybe the topless neighbour would be interested!!
 
better than what i had to look at all day, builders cracks

**** me it was hot, could of been worse though, one of the lads was chucked into the bath (which we clean our tools off in) and it was full of gone off plaster which smells like rotten eggs, still he was cooler

hope it aint like this tomorrow **** that
 
SHINY, the temp is going to rise to possibly 30 on Sat,

I usually clean my tool off in the sink, doesnt smell of eggs though...

That reminds me, my missus is a dirty bitch, when I got back yesterday had to take all the crocks out to have a pee!
 
That reminds me, my missus is a dirty bitch, when I got back yesterday had to take all the crocks out to have a pee!
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Aside from the crocks still being in the sink, did you have to poke the bits of pooh down the plug hole to get the piss to drain away too ??!!
 
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