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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Thomas The Cat, Mar 7, 2011.

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  1. Thomas The Cat

    Thomas The Cat Well-Known Member

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    Why does go beep beep beep after the cycle is finished but you still need to wait 5 minutes before you can open the ****ing door? Tell me its finished when I can do something about it.
     
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    Thomas The Cat, Mar 7, 2011
  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    To tell you you've got five minutes till it's door opening time.

    please log in to view this image
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Mar 7, 2011
  3. Thomas The Cat

    Thomas The Cat Well-Known Member

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    I know that now, but if the alarm when off five minutes later I wouldn't have hurt my hand trying to open it while being laughed at by wee girls.
     
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  4. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    did you cry ? i hear its all the rage now this crying lark
     
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  5. Thomas The Cat

    Thomas The Cat Well-Known Member

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    No but I did swear.
     
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  6. John Smith

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    Write to the manufacturers.
     
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    John Smith, Mar 7, 2011
  7. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Maybe Edge could look into it for you.
     
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    monacoger, Mar 7, 2011
  8. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    I'm looking into this for you as I type.
     
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  9. Moltisanti

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    What the **** is up with showing your feminine (spell?) side Hash lad? I wa bawlin me eyes to 2012 the other day and also The Fighter (amazin red haired bird I have been staring at her on Googles images for the last 67 hours). I will lay down my 2011 marker now and confirm I beef in about 40% of the films I watch. COS I AM SENSITIVE an i aint been funny I am. So **** off I am cool with my SENSITIVE MIND, U SHOULD HERE MY SNEEZES, moota tooka x
     
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  10. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    moltisanti kid never admit somethin like that jeeezus i was takin the piss out of nani cryin over a scratch
     
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  11. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Actually lookin into his washing machine?

    What can you see?
     
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    Null, Mar 8, 2011
  12. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    One mans empty life.....
     
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  13. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    <laugh>

    And one odd sock!
     
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  14. Muppetfinder General

    Muppetfinder General Well-Known Member

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    Birds love tears. Gayers love macho men.

    You figure it out.
     
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    Muppetfinder General, Mar 9, 2011
  15. Moltisanti

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    Yes yes quite right General, THIS is why I cry at a lot of films
     
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    Moltisanti, Mar 9, 2011
  16. The Raging Oxter

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    I thought butch gays preferred feminine men?
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Mar 9, 2011
  17. Thomas The Cat

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    FFS how do you start the dishwasher? Its keeps flashing a red light that says rinse aid what the **** is rinse aid?
     
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    Thomas The Cat, Mar 9, 2011
  18. EDGE

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    Rinse aid is what you are supposed to use to make your glasses and ctuff extra sparkley.

    We ran out a couple of months back, so me being a smart ass thought, 'I'll put fairy liquid in the rinse aid bit'

    Try that, it's really good.......<ok>
     
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  19. Moltisanti

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    Rinse Aid is added to a special compartment in the machine and a very small amount is released during the final hot rinse cycle, to reduce the formation of water droplets on crockery etc and so ensures that the water dries away properly and evenly to avoid leaving smears. Sniff.
     
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  20. The Raging Oxter

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    Wash them in the sink ya lazy bastard.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Mar 9, 2011
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