The Unoffical Rules

I feel the need for us to establish some rules for this board and seeming as I have a cape and a badge I thought I should be the man to start such a thread.

Feel free to add other rules but Kim Jong (aka Alan) and General Swarbs will have the final say in my absense

So here goes :

1) Thread titles can only contain players names (apart from one obviously) - I particularly like Fabio threads.
2) Swarbs and Alan will only answer to the names 'General Swarbs and Kim Jong - failure to comply will result in a ban.
3) Ruff is the chief antagonsit - anyone wanting to take this title must fight him to the death.
4) Sweats is the resident Nazi and if you piss him off he will post more pictures of his cock.
5) You can't reply to Sir Tennisball without mentioning his bum fingerblasting fetish.
6) UIR is always wrong.
7) KingEric is ALWAYS right.
8) You are not allowed to disagree with Matth.
9) All threads must be signed off with 'Th(o)ughts ?'
10) You must REP 'EatCustard' - he loves it.
11) Every post must contain anti Liverpool or Chavski comments
12) Absolutely and categorically no plum sucking. It's a filthy habit.
13) all rival managers have to be referred to by a derogatory nickname. Eg Tikitaka Rodgers or Brenda, FSW or Rafahcktanator (that's a new one, I just made it up, brilliant I know), Mankini etc.
14) It's always Suarez fault.
15) KingEric does NOT make the offical rules around here but he does make the unoffical ones
16) You shall refain from upsetting the LFC mods even if what you say is the truth - Ruff will confirm this.
17) Thou shalt not start any threads, i repeat ANY THREADS, based on something you saw on Twitter.
18) All scousers fans wishing to post on this board MUST be screened by Christiansmith for their level of delusion and ******edness before getting the green light.
19) The Utd board must NEVER EVER EVER have a Rep Thread (again).

I will add more when suggestions come in but ONLY if I think they are applicable

Th(o)ughts ?

 

10) every post must contain anti Liverpool or Chavski comments

 

I'll add that but number 10 is already taken

 

Absolutely and categorically no plum sucking. It's a filthy habit.

 

MORE pictutres of his cock?

When did he post pictures of his cock?



Not that I want a look or owt like.

 

That's Generalissimo Swarbs you tit.

I'll take your cape away...

Change 11) to every post must contain anti Liverpool comments

Cos no one cares about Chavski.

 

[NSFW] [/NSFW]

 

Delete that Sweats or I can't use this thread

Th(o)ughts ?

 

Ah, that cock.

Great, cheers.

 

Stick a NSFW on it Sweats!!! My eyes

12) all rival managers have to be referred to by a derogatory nickname. Eg Tikitaka Rodgers or Brenda, FSW or Rafahcktanator (that's a new one, I just made it up, brilliant I know), Mankini etc.

Th(o)ughts?

 

Fixed it for you

Th(o)ughts?

 

14) No rep for Custard, its just not done

 

Too late

Besides, rule 10 trumps rule 14, everyone knows that.

 

Agreed. (see rule 7).

 

I want more clarity on point 3:

3) Ruff is the chief antagonist - anyone wanting to take this title must fight him to the death.

What are the rules regarding the fight?

Is it a 20 minute challenge to see who can get banned from the most boards? Or a plum-sucking contest? Or a best-of-three thumb wrestle match? I know where my strengths lie.


Note: Please fix my rule 13 you added KingEric, I mistakenly numbered it 12. Masters degree in Financial maths and I can't count to 13, oh dear...

 

No idea how, plus am accessing site on my phone now.

 

Fixed sweats' cock love...

 

Cheers General Swarbs

 

Generalissimo Swarbs

 

you can disagree with me if you want but its got to be with football and within reason.