Evening chaps. So it's now time for the Ultimate **** Off, yeah? Who is the biggest **** on the Premier League board? As you all know, I am a fair man. I play by the rules and I respect the law. So I've bypassed the preliminaries and gone straight to the two Ultimate ****s. You'll all agree that both of them are worthy candidates. So who gets your vote?
No, it wouldn't be the ultimate **** off if you could vote for both of them, do you see that brother?
I am so flattered that I have made the final ... I've worked so hard for this ... it was my great, great, great grandma, Diana Fosse, who inspired me to enter, she was a supreme influence and I know she would be very proud ... thanks to all my fans
what's no contest? a poll put up by someone even sadder than hiag, that he wants to be hiag, now that person should win a kunt off poll.
^^^^^^^^^^^^2 of the most likely contenders to be this hiag sock account. One is love struck, the other is just Luv and has history.