The ultimate list for those who like lists.

With apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan.

As some day it may happen that revenge may well be sought,
Nicola’s got a list — He’s got a little list
Of those who have offended Saints and must now be caught,
And who never would be missed — who never would be missed!
There's that pestilent little nuisance SB3 who writes such utter crap —
And Pompey fans who pinch our songs and get in such a flap —
There’s those who supported Rupert Lowe and people of his ilk —
They are all destined to be boiled alive in a large vat of milk —
And all those football fans who talk us down while pissed—
They'd none of 'em be missed — they'd none of 'em be missed!

Nicola’s got 'em on his list — he's got 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed — they'll none of 'em be missed.

There's the pathetic Pompey trumpeter with tattoos on his belly,
And a rather limp wrist — he’s got him on the list!
And that boring pundit Claridge whose always on the telly,
They never would be missed — they never would be missed!
And that player poaching Arsene who, with enthusiastic tone,
buys our great young players but produces none of his own;
The ex team manager who shagged any player’s wife he could find;
And unfriendly over rated managers of the Brighton kind;
And the annoying fiction writing Daily Mail journalist —
I don't think he'd be missed — I'm sure he'd not be missed!

Nicola's got ‘em on his list — he's got ‘em on the list;
And I don't think they'll be missed — I'm sure they'll not be missed!

Are there any names I have missed that should be on The Don's list?

 

MLT and Frannie Benali? Not that I've got anything against them, but I get the feeling the Don has!

 

Taken from the 1 and only Stewie Griffin lol I would say it's a fair list though

 

Lovely