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    OK, so here it is.

    Other forums have politics threads and they seem very popular, so I thought we should have one here. All you regular Barnsley forum contributers seem like the most sensible and highbrow intellectual types on the whole not606.com website:emoticon-0148-yes:

    Between us we can all put forward our free and very forward thinking, plus very fair and sensible solutions to all the worlds problems. The revolution will not be televised but will be right here on the Barnsley forum:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Right please keep this thread a very serious one! I will get the ball rolling with something that needs bringing up during PM's question time.

    Better working conditions for oompa loompa's and full rights to a state pension for their contribution to being a true backbone of the UK economy<ok>

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    Equal rights as they put in such a shift to bring us all a better standard of living<ok>
     
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    I also would like to put forward a notion calling for a national referendum on whether Rachel Riley should leave the EU!

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    I think Rachel could perform even better without being strangled by all these EU regulations and red tape:emoticon-0148-yes:

    I would like to stay in Rachel but think she should leave the EU!
     
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    I think we should do more to help the unfortunate blind people.........

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    We should bring in a new law to protect ginger haired kids.......

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    Or how about my thinking outside the box idea on this global problem, we should raise the national insurance contribution rate to fund much needed research for a cure to gingerniss. This problem has blighted many a poor soul, and held many people back from living a fair and normal life.
     
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    Here is another brilliant idea!

    To curb voter apathy and ever increasing low turnouts at general elections they should introduce poll dancers at polling stations<ok>

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    Gets my vote anyway<cool>
     
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    Something else I have just noticed that slightly worries me, Niel seems to have a t!t in this pic<yikes>

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    The Barnsley forum whippet says...

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    If you put all your energies outside the box, there'll be a child birth shortage!
     
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    Nuke Rochdale!

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    let the hungry eat the homeless
    two problems solved at once
     
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    if we kill and eat all the whales/sharks/dolphins etc then not only will the fish stocks of the worlds oceans get better
    we will also decrease the worlds sea levels as all those big fish must weigh billions of tonnes

    the world will be a far better place with me in charge
     
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    te wife came ome tother night and said she would like to do a bit of swinging
    she said i might enjoy it as her new friends at her new job do it

    not sure i could bring myself te vote tory
    even it was for one election
     
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    vote yes for rexit
     
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    What about a National Day's Holiday for everyone, on Rachel Riley's birthday ?

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    Are requesting a holiday on her date?
     
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    I propose a strip countdown, where Rachel has 30 seconds to get her kit off....:emoticon-0125-mmm:

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    Yes. If you vote for me I will make sure they mass debate this in parliament!
     
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    Shouldn't that be on the Mass Debate thread, Greg ? :huh:
     
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