The Toy Every Child Will Want This Christmas

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I never skip rape when I get the chance.

 

Your sherriff's badge must be in one helluva state.

 

Nothing compared to the state of Jobys cock with ****e, callouses and undigested sweetcorn and kidney beans.

 

It's the perfect toy for you ER. You can use it to lure kids then it use it to tie them up as you carry them off to your basement.

 

I had one of those when I was a wee lassie.

Oops, i've said too much.

 

Fixed.

 

With a skipping rape too.

 

The skipping rape is actually a tool used like a "Get out of jail free" card in Monopoly.

At the moment you are about to be raped you pull out your skipping rape, wave it frantically and the rapist (If he's a good egg) will "skip" said rape until a later date.

 

Could a child not just skip away from any leering deviants? I mean, surely logic dictates that a skipping child can move faster than a man with his trousers around his ankles?

 

No the one-legged ones though.

 

I was sack race champion at school, best thing I ever learned.

 

Not if it's ER. He'd be after them on his space hopper.

Can you imagine that? ER on a space hopper with his pants and troosers round his ankles. Can you?

 

Quickest to empty the teacher's sack?

 

Both my kids are really good skipping rapes.

 

Obsession.

Get some therapy shirtlifter please.

 

Thanks for that image, you have ruined my lunch.