The Toon Prediction Game of Doom and Gloom

OK... so it seems we are getting a kick in the teeth on a daily basis.
With this in mind I thought I'd create a thread to help prepare people for our daily dose of pain and torture.
So chaps and chapesses...... what will be the next installment if the panto in NE1?

I'm going to guess at......

Mike Ashley ripping his own head off to reveal that, in the style of a Scooby Doo villain... he is actually Steve Cram on a long time wind up.

 

Can't wait to have a pint o' the black stuff at "Kinnear's"

 

I think he'll reveal that he's really Santa Claus and he's going to give all existing Season Ticket holders life long ST's for free.

 

He could reveal he is Bobby Ewing and that, now he's come out of the shower it will be revealed that it's only a dream.

 

fixed